Good Auld Cavan !!

Yo Mamma · 19-02-2001 4:02pm #1

Three Cavan folks and three Dublin folks are traveling by train to a Major football match.
At the station, the three Dublin folks each buy a ticket and watch as the three Cavan folks buy only a single ticket between them.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks the Dublin man.
"Watch and you'll see," answers a Cavan man.
They all board the train. The Dublin folks take their respective seats but all three Cavan folks cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Dublin folks see this and agreed it was quite a clever idea.
After the match, the Dublin folks decide to copy the Cavan folks (as they always do) on the return trip and save some money (not wanting to be out-done by a bunch of lads from Cavan). When they get to the station,
they buy a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the Cavan folks don't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Dublin man.
>"Watch and you'll see," answers the Cavan man. When they board the train the three Dublin folks cram into a restroom and
the three Cavan folks cram into another one nearby.
The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Cavan folks leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Dublin folks are hiding.
He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please....."