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  • 20-02-2001 2:06pm
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    DeadBankClerk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭


    what do u call a man with a shovel on his head? doug.
    what do u call a man with no shevel on his head? dougless.
    what do u call man with a seagull on his head? cliff.
    what do you call a man with a car on his head? jack.
    - Dead Bank Clerk -
    "All warfare is based on deception."
    "Hold out baits to entice the enemy.
    Feign disorder, and crush him."
    - Sun Tsu


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    #2
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    What d'ya call a jewish guy with a ham on his ead??


    Hamhead!! (don't get it?? say it quick!!)

    I like things.
    smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast.


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    FreaK_BrutheR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭FreaK_BrutheR


    Waht do u do if u c a spaceman? Park in it man!

    what u do if u c a fireman? put it out man.

    etc...

    what u call a german coalman? hans boggin

    etc...


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    #4
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    just see'in if i can post... post. post. postpostpost, post, post. post... post. 'spose i can


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    #5
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

    [snip]Bit bold that - legally dangerous too since it was never prooved

    Very funny joke mind! wink.gif[/snip]



    spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam

    [This message has been edited by Kharn (edited 21-02-2001).]


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