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  • 26-02-2001 11:51am
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    Yo Mamma
    Registered Users Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.

    The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, " I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."

    The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

    The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I
    got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the
    whole house down!"

    The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again,

    "Listen girls, I don't think you understand . . Chunks is my dog."


    [This message has been edited by Yo Mamma (edited 26-02-2001).]


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    Baz_
    Registered Users Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Baz_


    hahaha, that is very funny, borderline perhaps but veryvery funny


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