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Knowledge is everyting

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  • 01-03-2001 3:47pm
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    the fnj
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    LOL biggrin.gif
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    Clan Acid


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    Bard
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    LOL biggrin.gif

    Weird how much actual SENSE that makes!!!

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    Bard
    Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted. -Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929-1968)


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    Baz_
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    Fu<king ruthlessly logical there, absolutely brilliant, that explains it then


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    Paladin
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    LOL
    omg thats a classic.
    /me makes mental note


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    Skorzeny
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    Dilbert's "Salary Theorem"

    Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and
    scientists can never earn as much as business executives
    and sales people."

    This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation
    based on the following two postulates:

    Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
    Postulate 2: Time is Money.

    As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time

    Since:

    Knowledge = Power
    Time = Money

    Knowledge = Work/Money.

    Solving for Money, we get:

    Money = Work / Knowledge.

    Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money
    approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of
    work done.

    Conclusion:
    The less you know, the more you make.



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