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Another Prayer
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06-03-2001 9:10pm#1Here is another prayer to offend every1 again
A prayer for Lent
May offend the religiously bescrupled:
We believe in one drink, Guinness the
almighty
Makers of cans and bottles
Of all that is drunk and un-drunk
We believe in one brewer, Arthur
The only son of Guinness
Eternally begotten of the hops
Hops from hops, barley from barley
True drink from true drink
Begotten not made
Of one distillery of the Father
Through it all things were made
For us men and our salvation
It comes down from St. James Gate
By the power of the market he became
incarnate
And was made a rich man
For our sake we are crucified under Pontious Prices Bad pints, suffer
hagovers and A.A.
meetings
On the next day we rise again in
accordance
With our scruples and ascend into
oblivion
We come again to judge the living and
the dead
We believe in one alcoholic beverage
Brewed and bottled under one licence
We acknowledge one Arthur, son of the
almighty pint
Conceived in heaven and sold on earth
Blessed is the one drink through one
father and many sons
Sold under one label and distributed
throughout the world
We look for the resurrection of new
drinks
And a cure for hangovers.
Amen
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