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Art of Poetry

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  • 28-02-2001 2:01pm
    #1
    boddah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭


    Mary had a little lamb
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    between two hunks of bread.

    Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the
    fair.
    Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
    What have you got there?
    Said the Pieman unto Simon,
    Pies, you d***head.

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings horses and all the kings
    men,
    said "F*ck him, He's only an egg."


    Mary had a little lamb
    It ran into a pylon.
    10,000 volts went up it's ass
    and turned it's wool to nylon


    Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
    Kissed the girls and made them cry.
    When the boys came out to play,
    He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill
    to have little fun.
    Jill, that dill
    Forgot her pill
    and now they have a son.

    Little Boy Blew.
    Hey. He needed the
    Money.

    there y'go

    "you'd be paranoid too, if everyone was out to get you..."


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    heeheehee - I'd heard a couple of them before, but nicely done young fella!


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>


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    Baz_
    Registered Users Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Baz_


    yes i especially liked the first mary one very nice, and has even made me hungry for a nice lamb sambo


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    #4
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    www.lotsofjokes.com <- Boddahs secret


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    #5
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    There are three kinds of people. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.


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    boddah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭boddah


    it aint no secret!
    gimps secret: *snip* I'd rather kids didn't get ideas after seeing links like that!
    Durty auld Morris drums... they're fu*kin' great!!

    [This message has been edited by Kharn (edited 07-03-2001).]


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    #7
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    "Discreto como pedo de monja." (Spanish)
    As discreet as a nun's fart.



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    #8
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Nicely done young lad, and who cares if he did get them off a webpage, its funny, Gimp shut up


    John


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    #9
    boddah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭boddah


    hehe ok kharn, i understand
    i didnt actually check out the link, the name alone seemed freaky enough
    biggrin.gif

    Durty auld Morris drums... they're fu*kin' great!!


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