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Smack Down Gary Coleman

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  • 09-03-2001 10:26am
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    Yo Mamma
    Registered Users Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    I know there are many child actors we would all like to b*tch smack. That Seven kid from Married with Children, Wesley from Mr. Belvedere, and of course, those Olsen Twins. But no show turned out as many b*tch-smackable child actors as Different Strokes.

    These days, Gary is always buggin me about getting him some ho's. You see, Gary always used to have ho's and wads of cash. But now, he's just a security guard who's waiting for Different Strokes to be made into a movie so he can get some action again.

    "Mamma, Mamma man. Hook me up with some of those fine ho's you always run with man."

    "Gary, get yo punk ass out of my face. Mamma's ho's are Mamma's, that's why they're called Mamma's ho's. If they ran with you, they'd be called Gary's ho's, or just skeezers.

    "Whatcha talkin about Mamma? Why you gotta disrespect the U.S.S Gary Cole like that?"

    SMACK!


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