Sports Quotes

Keeks

U've all seen these b4 but had to share them again!

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
(Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator)

"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
(Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator)

"He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!"
(Soccer commentator George Hamilton on Spain manager Luis Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their world cup qualifier with Ireland in Seville, 1992)

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body" (Winston Bennett)


"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical"
(Murray Walker)

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"
(Greg Norman)

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious"
(Alan Minter)

"The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball"
(John Francombe)
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"
(Terry Venables)

"I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
(Ron Atkinson)

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
(Ron Atkinson)

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
(Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977)

"Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres."
(David Coleman)

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
(Metro Radio)

" .... and later we will have action from the men's ****less pairs..."
(Sue Barker)

"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."
(Ron Atkinson)

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
(David Acfield)

"What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in :football?"
(Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live )

"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class"
(David Coleman at The Montreal Olympics)

The best quotes from Sky TVs rugby man, the ubiquitous Murray Mexted

"You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that."

"He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline."

"Spencer's running across field calling out, come inside me, come inside me."

"I can tell you it's a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through."

"I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him"

"Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same today."

"There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside"

"Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now."

boddah

hehe, very good

---

"you'd be paranoid too, if everyone was out to get you..."

the fnj

HEHE

---

Clan Acid

tobi

LOL

DrunkLeprachaun

Nice.

[SKT]Raven

Ahh just what was needed to lift the gloom!

Zaphod Beeblebrox

ROFL

You've probably heard these before and there's no come jokes in them, but here's some more from the murray walker legacy (nicked from PC Zone):

"He can see him in his earphone".

"With half the race gone, there is still half the race left to go".

"This has been a great season for Nelson Piquet, as he is now known, and always has been".

"This is the part of the circuit where the Williams tends to be, not tends to be is slower, than the Benetton historically, today".

Keeks

You could fill whole books full of Murry one liners!

TwoShedsJackson

Ah Murray...

'this is lap 60, after this lap 61, 62, & 63'

'Schumacher sitting in his car, sweating buckets of adrenaline..'

'If is the biggest word in Formula 1 racing, because it's Formula 1 spelt backwards'

darthmise

Mark Draper: 'I'd love to play for one of the big spanish clubs some day, juventus maybe.'

[FdE]Ryan

kool :-)

(aiming for 100 posts)

---

you cant kill the revolution