as true as when it was first written

DeadBankClerk

dave mc bride (a drunken b*stard emailed me this:

This is worth readin honestly especially if your a member of the fairer sex

Women - know your place in the bedroom
This is an actual extract from a Home Economics textbook printed in the
early 60's

When retiring to the bedroom prepare yourself for bed as promptly aspossible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be lead by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then accede humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your nighttime face and hair care products.You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.

ho ho ho priceless

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- Dead Bank Clerk -
honey i pimped the kids
"Cosmus Equitiaes magnus cinaedus
et fellator est suris apertise."
-pompeiian graffiti

neuro-praxis

As true, my backside! That is so funny - my God, it mustn't have been funny for those poor women, though!

Thank you God for letting me live now.

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Give me back my towel. I'll sue.

[FdE]Ryan

bloodly hell, those *******s back then were a right bunch of *******s..., makes ye wanna..,,.. mmfhhhffm *mumble* kkiiillll mmmffmmh

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you cant kill the revolution