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Gynecologist

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  • 14-03-2001 8:53pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one
    look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window.

    Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to
    stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what
    I'm
    doing?"

    "Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological
    abnormalities."

    "That is right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do
    you know what I'm doing now?" he says. "Yes," says the woman, "you're
    checking for any lumps or breast cancer."

    "Correct," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse
    with
    the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

    "Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."



Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    TEE HEE smile.gif


    John


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    That deserves the follwing:
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    Kharn: LOL, GOOD 'UN MATE biggrin.gif
    </font>

    smile.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭tobi


    Classic LOL


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    lol


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