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Engineers !!!

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  • 23-03-2001 4:02pm
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    PostmanPat
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    An engineering student is walking on campus one day when another engineer
    rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a rockin'
    bike?" asked the first. The second engineer (Slydice probably) replied "Well, I was walking
    along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on
    this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and
    said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good
    choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."


    PostmanPat
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    PostmanPat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭PostmanPat


    here's another one

    These three engineers are discussing who designed the human body. The
    first one says "It must have been an electrical engineer, because of all
    the complex nerve endings and circuits". The second one says "It must have
    been a mechanical engineer, because of the perfect movement of the joints.
    The third guy sits and thinks for a minute before finally replying "No.
    You're both wrong. It was a civil engineer. Who else would put a toxic
    waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
    PostmanPat
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    PostmanPat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭PostmanPat


    And another one ....


    An artist, a lawyer, and a computer engineer are discussing the merits of
    a mistress.

    The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of
    being discovered....

    The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce,
    bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems.

    The computer engineer says, "It's the best thing that's ever happened to
    me. My wife thinks I'm with my mistress. My mistress thinks I'm home with
    my wife. And I can spend all night on the computer!"


    P.S. these aren't my own (i'd like to smash any illusion that I may be even slightly funny) I nicked them off funny.com

    PostmanPat
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    [This message has been edited by PostmanPat (edited 23-03-2001).]


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    DrunkLeprachaun
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    This should be on the humour board, but nice jokes.


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    #5
    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    moved to the humour bored
    A no-win situation is a possiblity that every commander may face.

    [This message has been edited by Monty - the one and only (edited 24-03-2001).]


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