From the soundtrack of the new film 'Knacker'

Thanx 4 The Fish

Sang to the tune of Wheatus' Teenage Dirtbag.

Finglas Dirtbag
Her name is Noelle,
I have a dream about her
Boy does she smell,
She hasn't seen a shower in over a year,
her brother's a queer,
but she doesn't know who I am,
and she couldn't give two f**ks about me

'Coz I'm just a Finglas dirtbag baby
yeah I'm just a Finglas dirtbag baby
listen to Aslan all night maybe with me
Oooh oooh oooh ooooooohhhhhh.

Her boyfriend's a p^ick,
He brings his drugs to school
his tracksuit's all ripped,
his horse is a bleedin' mule, his Da's on the dole,
His Ma's up the pole,
but he doesn't know who I am,
and he couldn't give two f^*ks about me

'Coz I'm just a Finglas dirtbag baby
yeah I'm just a Finglas dirtbag baby
listen to Aslan all night maybe with me
Oooh oooh oooh ooooooohhhhhh.

A reeeaaaaaal Dirtbaaaaaaag
no she doesn't know what she's missing.
A reeeaaaaaal Scumbaaaaaaag
no she doesn't know what she's missing.

So I'm in the flat,
Me Da's drunk as hell and has
me Ma on her back,
I'm ironing me shell-suit when along comes Noelle,
and she rings the bell,
how does she know who I am,
and why does she give a f^*k about me

"I've got two tickets to go see Aslan baby,
come with me Friday don't say maybe,
I'm just a Finglas scum drop baby like you
Oooh oooh oooh ooooooohhhhhh!

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