best line of dialogue ever

Thanx 4 The Fish

DOUGAL- Ahh, lets see I'll have the Hindu Curry, Steak and Chips, and a glass of Coke thanks.
POLICEMAN- Do you know where you are? Your in a police station.
DOUGAL- Oh right. Well, in that case, I'll just have the Satay Chicken.

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You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!

Winning Hand

Heres another old (new) episode part
(homer has become an internet gossip guy under the name of Mr. X

Comic guy:
Lets see here "Sex" "XXX" wait heres "Mr.X". Shall I step the forbidden boundary????? Ok. Whats this, pothole money used to fund a swimming pool for the mayor. Why there isnt an emoticon that can be used to describe my rage

DeadBankClerk

southpark:

[at the bus stop, bus stops at children]
bus driver lady: [shouts] GET ON! we're running late!
kyle: we're not geting on, you fat ugly *****.
bus driver lady: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
kyle: i said 'we're not geting on, you fat ugly *****.'
bus driver lady: oh. alright then. [drives off]

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- Dead Bank Clerk -
honey i pimped the kids
"Cosmus Equitiaes magnus cinaedus
et fellator est suris apertise."
-pompeiian graffiti

gimp, apparently

Wiggum again:In pursuit of a blue... (squints)... car!

Yo Mamma

Wiggam again...outside the Brothel....

Bart........"Take him away boys !"

Wiggam......"Hey thats my line ! Bake him away toys !"

Lou........."What was that chief?????"

Wiggam......"Just do what the kid says!!"


Or....

Rex Banner.."One of these days I'l catch u Beer Barron!!"

Homer(in Distance)...."No u wont !!"

Rex Banner.."Yes I will!!"

Homer......."WONT"

Bloody Drunkard

sky1 always cut things on the st patricks day episode they cut a scene of a british pub blowing up

Mr Burns : They know too much. Smithers use the amnesia ray

Smithers: You mean the revolver

Burns : Yes and be sure to wipe your own memory too

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BlOoDy DrUnKaRd

boddah

Futurama quote:

Bender:[Waking up] Oh, I've just had a horrible nightmare, ones and zeroes everywhere... and I think I saw a two!

Fry: it's OK Bender, you *know* two doesn't exist

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Durty auld Morris drums... they're fu*kin' great!!

Bloody Drunkard

Me fail English Thats umpossible

or

Ralph : When i grow up i want to be just like daddy

Skinner : Better start eating

or


You done good Ralph now you know what you must do burn em, burn the house the down

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Somebody Please buy me some alchol

gimp, apparently

Homer: mmmm...64 slices of american cheese

plastic membrane

Skinner :
Forgery ! So he didnt have leprosy !!!

Or Airplane:

Doctor : We've got to get these people to a hospital !!
Stewardess :: Why, what is it ?
Doctor : its a big building with patients, but thats not important right now...

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Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !

Fidelis

Woman:Surely you can't be serious ?

Doctor:I am serious, and don't call me Sherley.

Skorzeny

Bender(defending himself): Hey, I`m generous. Yesterday i gave blood.

Fry: Who`s blood?

Bender: Dunno, Someguy i found in the streat.

--Kaiser--

(Homer praying, looking upwards, 'O God Why' etc..)

Marge:Homer, thats not God, thats a waffle stuck to the ceiling.

(Homer dislodges waffle eith broom handle, and proceeds to eat it)

Homer: Mmmmm, sacriliscious!

Cerberus

What about the time Homer goes searching for Lisa in the Russian quarter and he gets stranded up on top of a runaway portable elevator platform.

Homer "Ahh...D'Oh...Ahhh....I'm not a religious man, but if you're really up there,
please help me Superman!!!!.....Ahhh!!"

Fiona02

mrs k: embiggen is a perfectly chromulent word.

homer meeting ned for the first time
flanders: "my name's Flanders but my friends call me ned!"
homer: "go home Flanders"

futurama
zap brannigan: Leila, i just want you to know that if things dont work out with this guy i will be *right there* to score you on the rebound"

uhuh uhuh