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  • 12-03-2001 3:38pm
    #1
    Ser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭


    board?

    simple, i ask a question, next person answer's it (anyway you want), and then ask's a question for the next person.

    please try make it intresting?

    .....................................


    Who read's this board the most?



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    #2
    Doc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    A:God.

    He hears all and can see all so I think he must read all as well.
    Q:What would happen if everyone in the world sneezed at the same time?



    [This message has been edited by Doc (edited 12-03-2001).]


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    #3
    Ser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭Ser


    a: noone would see where they was going

    q: any girls read this board?


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    #4
    the fnj
    Registered Users Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭the fnj


    Yes evil ones only btw!

    Who shot JR????
    thefanj.gif

    Clan Acid


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    #5
    kayos
    Registered Users Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭kayos


    A: The pope

    Q: What is the meaning of Life


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    #6
    Q_Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭Q_Ball


    A: You find out when you die

    Q: Does Title Dictate Behaviour?
    NARF!


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    #7
    Doc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    A: Yes if your a Mr.Man (i.e. Mr.bump)
    Q:How much does an Elephant cost on the black market?


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    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    A. 1 million dollars

    Sorry that should read, 100 billion dollars

    Q. Why does toast always land buttered side down ??

    You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!


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    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Zaphod Beeblebrox


    A) Multiply the velocity of droppage by the mass of the butter, divide by the square root of the area of the toast and extrapolate from there.

    Q) Chicken or egg?


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    #10
    Winning Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 898 ✭✭✭Winning Hand


    A: The egg
    Q: Who laid it?


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    #11
    Tigger0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16 ✭Tigger0


    Not the chicken.


    Q. Does size really matter?


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    #12
    Paladin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    A. Oh b0llox Im not answering that!

    Q. Who will?


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    #13
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    I'll answer,
    A: Yes Size matters, but so does Technique


    Q: Me and Lisa, the chances ??


    John


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    #14
    Stephen
    Registered Users Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    A:Just ask her

    Q:Will the teachers' strike end sometime this side of the leaving cert?


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    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    A. It will end when the teachers get what they deserve....

    Q What do they deserve ???
    You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!


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    #16
    Cake Fiend
    Registered Users Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    A. More than they get.


    Q. Who's your daddy?


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    #17
    Trojan
    Registered Users Posts: 16,413 ✭✭✭✭Trojan


    A: A teacher.

    --

    Q: Why?

    -

    Al.

    🎙️ The Recognized Authority Podcast



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    plastic membrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    A : Because teachers are all seeing, all knowing, and all shagging...


    Q: What is the air speed capacity of an unladen swallow ?
    Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !


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    #19
    DeadBankClerk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭DeadBankClerk


    A: 45

    Q: Given that bread always lands butterside
    down, and that a cat always lands on it's
    feet, will a cat with a slice of buttered bread strapped to its back spin in a state
    of perpetual gyration at a mean distance
    between table and floor?


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    #20
    Cake Fiend
    Registered Users Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    A. No, it will be a fair and just distance.

    Q. ?


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    #21
    DeadBankClerk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭DeadBankClerk


    A: !

    Q: Will the courts belive me when i tell them that i broke the red light becasue i was travelling *so* fast that the doppler effect casued the red light waves to shift towards the other end of the spectrum, and as i percieved events the light was green?

    [This message has been edited by DeadBankClerk (edited 13-03-2001).]

    [This message has been edited by DeadBankClerk (edited 13-03-2001).]


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    #22
    Trojan
    Registered Users Posts: 16,413 ✭✭✭✭Trojan


    A: You'd have to used the alternate-reality quantum-leap-warp theory to back it up...

    --

    Q: Yeah it should have been 42. Will this make your answer look stupid?



    [This message has been edited by Trojan (edited 13-03-2001).]

    🎙️ The Recognized Authority Podcast



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    #23
    plastic membrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    A : ROD !!!!!


    Q : What size object could be placed between the gap in Charlie McCreevy's teeth ?
    Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !


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    #24
    Ser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭Ser


    a: a train


    q: how long will this last?


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    #25
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    A: seeing as I was sick yesterday, I'm here to add to it now! I see it lasting another day or so.


    - - - - - -

    Q: What is your quest?


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

    [honey i] violated [the kids]


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    #26
    Son of Blam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 428 ✭✭Son of Blam



    Answer: To seek the Holy Grail.

    Question: Who's laughing *now*?

    -Son of Blam


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    #27
    Gamblor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭Gamblor


    A:\ to see stuff and do things. wink.gif

    q:\ do clowns taste funny ?
    ***** Feel my Evil Neon Claws *****


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    #28
    Take it
    Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Take it


    A:Nah just chewy

    Q :Daddy or chips?

    [This message has been edited by Take it (edited 13-03-2001).]


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    #29
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    A: Chips.

    Q: Why is a fish ?


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    #30
    Ser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭Ser


    a: dont understand your question

    q: repete it again please?


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    #31
    Doc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    A: Because a fly has wings
    Q:How many roads must a pig walk down befour you can call him a man?


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