question, answer

Doc

A: A bit like dogs but with a slight tang of hampster.

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Q:Who keeps stealing my socks?

(P.S keep it open its fun! )

tobi

A: ME
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Q: Am I sorry?

Victor

A. Eh, no.

Q. So what is it like to be a sock fetishist? (if thats a word)

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tobi

A: I’m not in the Red Hot Chilli Peppers
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Q: Do you have a question for me?

Blitzkrieger

A: Maybe.

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Q: Do you want the truth?

tobi

A: I can’t handle the truth
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Q: What is the truth?

Panda

A: The opposite to what your mum told you about your daddy being gone away to fight "in the war", hes actually a priest.

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Q:toast,toast,toast,toast,toast,toast,toast,toast,toast,toast,toast,toast,toast,toast.....
What do you put in a toaster?

[SN]JAG

A: LTM is from cork, and he eats cats

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Q: What do cats taste like?

po0k

A:Raw toast
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Q:How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? (inevitable)

[VTi]SyxPak (still waiting for those pics Kento)

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No-one ever suspects the Duck

Play Counterstrike.
Meet interesting people.
Kill them.

DeadBankClerk

A: 294 board feet.

Q: is it just me or is it great fun to roll gerbils down the stairs?

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- Dead Bank Clerk -
honey i pimped the kids
"Build a man a fire, and he'll
be warm for a day. Set a man on
fire, and he'll be warm for the
rest of his life."

[This message has been edited by DeadBankClerk (edited 25-03-2001).]

azezil

A: yeah its just u!

Q: if ya crossed a hose with a cat, what would ya get???

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"just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"

mayhem#

A: A garden pussy...

Q: Why does it say "man-size" tissues on the box and they never are?

Victor

A. Because they are not referring to height?

Q. Is there any crueler ******* that Dead Bank Clerk on these boards?

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Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.

[This message has been edited by Victor (edited 25-03-2001).]

smoke.me.a.kipper

A. probably not.

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Q. is is cruel to skin cats, cover them in cooking oil, and throw them on bonfires, just for a laugh?

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-ciaran

This post has been brought to you by the letter C, and the number 7.

gimp, apparently

well done everyone, you've burned out humour.

SantaHoe

A: Yes, it's cruel unless the cat bit you or something.

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Q: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

bubbles

A: Give him back is underwear.

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Q: Is it a bad thing to have wet dreams about Postman Pat?

Cake Fiend

A. Better than Noddy.


Q. Which wrist watch is a swatch wrist watch?

Victor

A. For certain its the 'loudly' patterned Swatch ones.

Q. Do you think they will really look this. Lets face it, it's the weirdest form of IRC we'll ever see.

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Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.

Shiminay

A: I dunno about looking it, but I'll lock it and send it to the Trolls board (cause it's too much of a beast!)

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)

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[honey i] violated [the kids]