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    #32
    Ser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭Ser


    a: more then his little les can carry him.


    q: are there too many nerds reading this board?


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    #33
    Gamblor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭Gamblor


    a:\ i prefer the term cyber warrior !!!

    q:\ when was the last time yo wore odd socks ?
    ***** Feel my Evil Neon Claws *****


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    #34
    Doc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    A: Today

    Q: Why do farts smell bad?


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    #35
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    A: http://www.sciencenet.org.uk/database/Biology/Food/b00189b.html
    That's why. Nyah.

    --

    Q: Why does my heart feel so bad?


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    #36
    the fnj
    Registered Users Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭the fnj


    A...Playing with too high an fps!

    Q.. If I book them will they come?(keep it clean)


    thefanj.gif

    Clan Acid


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    #37
    adnans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭adnans


    A: yes.

    Q: who is going to the buena vista social club on 5th May?


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    #38
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    a. stalin

    ---

    q. where's your car dude?
    - smoke
    [Honey I]gassed[The Kids]

    "The Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator!!"

    [This message has been edited by smoke-me-a-kipper (edited 18-03-2001).]


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    #39
    Panda
    Registered Users Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    A: In your sisters garage. (nod,nod,wink,wink,nudge,nudge)

    Q: Once upon a time there was this cat and it had 4 kittens, a black one, a grey one, a white one and a multicoloured one. What was the cats name.

    [This message has been edited by Kento-Shiro (edited 13-03-2001).]


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    #40
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    a.> Poxy Sparkledangler the third.

    q.> are the gods angry with me, or what?

    [This message has been edited by Bard (edited 13-03-2001).]


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    #41
    adnans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭adnans


    A: it depends what you did to them. (they read this board you know)

    Q: whats the coolest thing at the moment?


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    #42
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    a.> Vostok in Antartica

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    q.> Shatner or Stewart?


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    #43
    Megatron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    a:\ Kirk ....


    q:\ what's in my pockets right now ?
    No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands


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    #44
    garyk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭garyk


    A: no, their just disapointed in you

    Q: why do i like drink sooo much ?


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    #45
    garyk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭garyk


    A: no, their just disapointed in you

    Q: why do i like drink sooo much ?


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    #46
    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    A. Because you need a reason to repeat yourself ?

    Q. Can an unstoppable force exist in the same dimension as an immovable object ?
    You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!


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    #47
    Nicky
    Registered Users Posts: 205 ✭✭Nicky


    A: Stop


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    #48
    DeadBankClerk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭DeadBankClerk


    A: yes, if any object emits an unstopable force in all directions, nothing can get in a position to move the object, thus it becomes by default, un moveable. the force must be infinity newtons btw, or else the theory is flawed.

    Q: Is there such an object?

    [This message has been edited by DeadBankClerk (edited 13-03-2001).]


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    #49
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,370 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    A: No, but in the scheme of things there are relatively 'irrestistable' forces - think 250,000 tonnes of oil tanker meeting 250,000 tonnes of oil tanker (they actually went boinnnnngg!!!)

    Q: Who ownz joo?


    [This message has been edited by Victor (edited 13-03-2001).]


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    #50
    DeadBankClerk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭DeadBankClerk


    A: the highest bidder

    Q:What does neuro-praxis mean?


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    #51
    Megatron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    a:\ does anyone really care ????


    q:\ how many bones has a grown-up got ?
    No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands


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    #52
    Doc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    A:A CHILDS GOT MORE BONES THEN A GROWN-UPS GOT!A Grown-up has about 200 bones a child has many more which grow into one and other over time this requires calcium.

    Q: And what’s a natural source of that? (Them bone, Them bones Need Calcium…)


    [This message has been edited by Doc (edited 14-03-2001).]


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    #53
    the fnj
    Registered Users Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭the fnj


    A: Cardboard!

    Q: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
    thefanj.gif

    Clan Acid


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    #54
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    A: zero

    _______________________________-


    Q: why does Homer not function beer well without?


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    #55
    C B
    Closed Accounts Posts: 616 ✭✭✭C B


    A. Like he because beer alot

    Q. If a deaf man farts in the forest and there is no-one around, does it smell?


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    #56
    boddah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭boddah


    A\ I dunno, try asking the deaf man
    ===================================
    Q\If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day in a half, how long does it take for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?


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    #57
    Panda
    Registered Users Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    A: Well if its wearing its Adidas Predators® then not long, otherwise it may be quite the struggle......hehee

    Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



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    #58
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--



    A) x = strength of wood chuck, y = amount of wood, z = IQ of george bush ( z < 30)

    The formula is: ((x/34) * 127 / sqrtz) - (z + x - y)666
    Q)Why is a raven like a writing desk?


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    #59
    Megatron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    a:\ depends on weather the gum was using the Microsoft boiling patch ???


    q:\ who would we hate if bill gates wasn't around ???
    No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands


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    #60
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    A: Steve Jobs

    - - - - -

    Q: Why are Tayto crisps the best crisps in the world?


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

    [honey i] violated [the kids]


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    #61
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    Damn you Dav- you too quick!

    I was gonna say Marc Andreessen.


    Anyway...

    a.> Trick question! They're not! King Crisps are.

    q.> When... will I... will I be famous?

    [This message has been edited by Bard (edited 14-03-2001).]


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