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    #62
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    NO SLAGGING TAYTO ON MY BOARD!!!
    biggrin.gif They 0wn m3h! biggrin.gif

    A: Never

    - - - - -

    Q: Will drinking this coke kill me?


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

    [honey i] violated [the kids]


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    #63
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    A)no but it will rot your teeth out and give you a stomach ulcer

    Q)does this suit make me look fat?


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    #64
    Megatron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    a:\ no it's all the cakes you eat that make you look fat.

    q:\ how long am i going to live after that statement ??
    No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands


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    #65
    PHB
    Registered Users Posts: 20,617 ✭✭✭✭PHB


    Too slow

    A. as long as you live you will not know

    Q. Is there a possibility that me eating this marker will not hurt?

    [This message has been edited by PHB (edited 14-03-2001).]


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    #66
    boddah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭boddah


    a\ the marker will only hurt if it WANTS to hurt

    q\why can't i play quake on my phone?
    Durty auld Morris drums... they're fu*kin' great!!

    [This message has been edited by boddah (edited 14-03-2001).]


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    #67
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. cos you a$s is too fat.


    Q. wanna go for a shag on the bog?


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    #68
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    A)not unless your salma hayek

    Q)are you salma hayek?


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    #69
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. maybe tomorrow

    Q. why not play leap frog with a unicorn?


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    #70
    boddah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭boddah


    a\ cos one ar$e crack is enough

    q\does life exist outsie cs144?
    Durty auld Morris drums... they're fu*kin' great!!


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    #71
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. of course you NERD! its called cs145.

    Q. you ever gonna get some pubes?


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    #72
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    A) My mammy says theyre coming REAL soon

    Q)are magic eight balls really magic?


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    #73
    Megatron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    a:\ ask it ...


    q:\ when i'm i going to get laid again ?
    No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands


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    #74
    PHB
    Registered Users Posts: 20,617 ✭✭✭✭PHB


    A. Depends if you want a woman or a man

    Q. IF the later can we meet up l8er?


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    #75
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    A)gimme your number.... wink.gif

    Q)what sound does a trilobyte make?




    [This message has been edited by --Kaiser-- (edited 14-03-2001).]


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    #76
    PHB
    Registered Users Posts: 20,617 ✭✭✭✭PHB


    A. Ask me ****ign scinec teacher who has spent 3 months on them

    Q. Should I eat this CD? Its got some CS **** on them


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    #77
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. scrape it off

    Q. does anyone know i'm a lesbian?


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    #78
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,370 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    A. No, not even you.....

    Q. Just how many female CSer's are there?


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    #79
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. 234

    B. ****?


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    #80
    Bloody Drunkard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭Bloody Drunkard


    good question

    What are the chances of anyone buying me a drink


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    #81
    boddah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭boddah


    a\ fat

    q\ Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Durty auld Morris drums... they're fu*kin' great!!


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    #82
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. F*ck off brain!

    Q. will the clown eat me if i fall asleep?


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    #83
    Paladin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    A. If you keep using tomato sauce as hair gel, then yes.

    Q. Whats the green sticky sh|t growing on my toothbrush?


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    #84
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. you

    Q. aren't women for burning?


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    #85
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Zaphod Beeblebrox


    A: Only if they weigh the same as a duck.

    Q: Why can't I think of a question?


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    #86
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. because of anti-matter

    Q. if the plural of mouse is mice, shouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?


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    #87
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Zaphod Beeblebrox


    A: The Sultan of Dubai told me no.

    Q: Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as Communistic by its opponents in power? Where the Opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of Communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?


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    #88
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Zaphod Beeblebrox


    A: I never wanted to be a Russian double agent anyway. I wanted to be... a lumberjack.

    Q: Is there life on Maaaaaaaah-ah-ars?


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    #89
    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    A. Mr. Bowie seems to think so

    Q. Why is it such a god awful small affair ?


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    #90
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Zaphod Beeblebrox


    A: He was probably looking through a telescope.

    Q: "Oh man, look at those ghey men go"?


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    #91
    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    A. Could be that thy r in the freakiest
    show...

    Q. Is there life on Maaaaaaaah-ah-ars?
    You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!


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