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    #92
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Zaphod Beeblebrox


    A: I'm feeling some Deja Vu here.

    Q: Or is it a glitch in The Matrix?


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    #93
    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    A. Most definitely a glitch in the matrix.
    more than likely caused by Keanu reeves'
    ego busting out at the edges.

    Q. Why does a mouse when he spins ?

    You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!


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    #94
    Panda
    Registered Users Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    A: Because it looks like one, duhhh....

    Q: How much oil could a gum boil if a gum boil could boil oil?



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    #95
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    A)Coz of centrifugal force combined with the string theory by way of the strong antropomorphic principle

    Q)What do you get if you cross monty burns with bob the evil goldfish and george w bush?


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    #96
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    A. A south american guy juggling a volkswagon.

    Q. Where's the peck of pickles that Peter Piper picked??
    - smoke
    [Honey I]gassed[The Kids]

    "The Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator!!"

    [This message has been edited by smoke-me-a-kipper (edited 15-03-2001).]


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    #97
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    A.> In a jar. In a fridge.

    --

    Q.> What is the best home-produced Irish television show?


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    #98
    the celtic tiger
    Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭the celtic tiger


    A. Cheapo productions.

    Q. What is the difference between a duck?



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    #99
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    A : there's no 'f' in duck

    Q : Are we there yet?


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    #100
    the celtic tiger
    Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭the celtic tiger


    A. No, we're still in Michigan.


    Q. What's the point of Antartica? i mean, no one really uses it.



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    #101
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    A.> Not to be used.

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    Q.> What's the phone number of the gods?


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    #102
    Megatron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    a:\0891 21 21 21


    q:\ have i just pulled my pants down looking for a spanking ?
    No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands


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    #103
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    A.> The magic 8 ball says "Yes, DEFINITELY!"

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    Q.> Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?


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    #104
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    A. possibly. depends on what he's cookin'.

    Q. What is the rock cooking.
    - smoke
    [Honey I]gassed[The Kids]

    "The Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator!!"


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    #105
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    A: Depends on how you look at it.

    _______________________________

    Q: Are they really watching you?


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    #106
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    a. youre not that exciting mate..sorry

    ______________________________________

    q. why? should they be watching you?


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    #107
    DeadBankClerk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭DeadBankClerk


    A: yes, beacuse im about to release 10m^3 of anthrax into the new-york undergound.

    Q: who ya gonna call?

    [This message has been edited by DeadBankClerk (edited 15-03-2001).]


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    #108
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. mommy

    Q. hows the underside o' yer schlong?


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    #109
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    A)Very big and long..oh sorry, i thought you said NOSE! wink.gif

    Q)What the fudge is a s'more?


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    #110
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. an expensive kazakstanian whore named brian

    Q. can i sh*t through my peehole?


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    #111
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    a.> you can do whatever you put your mind to tongue.gif

    _________________________

    q.> If X, Y and Z are positive whole numbers all raised to the power of n, can the first two equal the third when n is greater than 2?


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    #112
    darthmise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭darthmise


    A) Obviously.... tssssk!!

    Q) Whats BARD spelt backwards?


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    #113
    elexes
    Registered Users Posts: 4,471 ✭✭✭elexes


    darb a anchient mystical object used to shove up someones ass


    Q: sex or love whats it to b
    what type of world will we live in when there is no world ?


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    #114
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by darthmise:
    A) Obviously.... tssssk!!
    </font>

    um... no, actually- they can't.

    Anyway!

    A.> Both.

    _____________

    Q.> How many pints can you have before you fall off?

    [This message has been edited by Bard (edited 15-03-2001).]


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    #115
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. i have no legs

    Q. Why are baby predators cuter than baby harmless creatures?


    [This message has been edited by gimp, apparently (edited 15-03-2001).]


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    #116
    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    A. Cuter creatures such as triffids for
    example, it's all got to do with the
    ratio of, it'd take too long to explain

    Q. How many G11-21 space frighters can
    ya fit in a black hole ?

    You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!

    [This message has been edited by Thanx 4 The Fish (edited 15-03-2001).]


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    #117
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. me? um... 7.. no.. 9! ..no.. em... 3! no.. erm.. im not sure what you mean

    Q. Have you noticed that nostalgia isn't what it used to be?

    [This message has been edited by gimp, apparently (edited 15-03-2001).]


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    #118
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,370 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    A. Obvious - anti-matter

    Q. Do this really quickly. What is (1+2+4+8+16+32+64+128+256+512+1024+2048)+1


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    #119
    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    A. Done.

    Q. Why ?
    You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!


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    #120
    darthmise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭darthmise


    A: all that +1

    Q: When is a question not a question?


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    #121
    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    A. When it's ajar ???

    Q. If the universe is ever expanding
    how come flamingos can stand all
    day long on one foot ??
    You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!


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