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    #122
    darthmise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭darthmise


    A) Cos a flamingo's heart is located in it's right leg and the entire leg is made of heart muscle and never gets tired and thats why!
    (Always the right leg...)


    Q)WTF?


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    #123
    tobi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭tobi


    A.WHAT THE ****

    Q. What does I33t mean?

    BTW got that book darthmise


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    #124
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. havent a clue.. but it looks stupid, and after all, isn't that all that really matters

    Q. whats the meaning of wife?


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    #125
    darthmise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭darthmise


    (No Tobiwan my question was where's the fridge!?)

    A: Will I Find Eden.

    Q; Will i find eden?


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    #126
    Lucy_la_morte
    Closed Accounts Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Lucy_la_morte


    A: Yes, if you look hard enough

    Q: Why do I look older than I am?
    J'ai dormi sous l'eau.

    Lucy la morte.

    [This message has been edited by Lucy_la_morte (edited 15-03-2001).]


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    #127
    Sliotar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Sliotar


    A. because some b0ll1x a few posts above robbed my avatar

    Q. What would you do if I sang out of tune?


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    #128
    Bloody Drunkard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭Bloody Drunkard


    A : Punch in the mouth

    Q : Why is Valdivar so nice?


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    #129
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


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    [This message has been edited by gimp, apparently (edited 15-03-2001).]


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    #130
    darthmise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭darthmise


    A: Because it's cheap and made from the sweat from a yaks beanbag.

    Q: Who's next?


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    #131
    Lucy_la_morte
    Closed Accounts Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Lucy_la_morte


    A: Not me

    Q: Why is this thread so popular?
    J'ai dormi sous l'eau.

    Lucy la morte.


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    #132
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. because of the startling amount of irish internetaholics

    Q. whats on telly tonight?


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    #133
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Zaphod Beeblebrox


    A: A goldfish bowl and a photo.

    Q: What were you expecting?


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    #134
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. sexual inticement

    Q. should i stop posting here?


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    #135
    PHB
    Registered Users Posts: 20,617 ✭✭✭✭PHB


    A. yeah cause your a gimp, apparently

    Q. Dude Wheres My Car?


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    #136
    DrunkLeprachaun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭DrunkLeprachaun


    A: A wooden wombat.

    by the way I33t means Elite. H4ckers use it.

    Q: Doesn't boards look much better with avatars?


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    #137
    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    A. Yes but would look a whole lot better
    singing on top of a piano in a red dress.

    Q. Why did p membrane nearly spill his
    Ricicles everywhere ?
    You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!


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    #138
    tobi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭tobi


    A: Yes, yes it does.

    How many more pages will this topic go through?


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    #139
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    a.> Pie, apparently.

    --

    q.> Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?


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    #140
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. because i smell like sh*t

    Q. why not wear daddys knickers?


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    #141
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    A. because he lent them to uncle fred

    Q. why did he lend them to uncle fred??
    - smoke
    [Honey I]gassed[The Kids]

    "The Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator!!"

    [This message has been edited by smoke-me-a-kipper (edited 15-03-2001).]


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    #142
    Megatron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    a:\ Chicken .. or is that what it tastes like ...


    q:\ what does it say on my pen ?
    No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands


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    #143
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. pen

    Q. whats this flaky stuff on my sack?


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    #144
    plastic membrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    A : As many as your heart desires


    Q : Who bangs your drum ?
    Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !


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    #145
    boddah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭boddah


    a\ branflakes

    q\ why wont it snow(like they said it would)?
    Durty auld Morris drums... they're fu*kin' great!!


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    #146
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    a.because its too blody warm.

    q. why havent i posted to this topic before?

    [This message has been edited by WhiteWashMan (edited 15-03-2001).]


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    #147
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. BECAUSE OF F*CKING ANTI-MATTER.. jeez!

    Q. if you die, do you just start over? y'know.. like quake, cos that'd be handy.

    [This message has been edited by gimp, apparently (edited 15-03-2001).]


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    #148
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    A. you have to wait untill everyone dies or the round is over. ala CS.

    Q. how long will you be waiting??
    - smoke
    [Honey I]gassed[The Kids]

    "The Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator!!"


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    #149
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    A)John Bonham, Dave Grohl, and all 3 slipknot drummers ALL AT THE SAME TIME..

    Q)Did i misunderstand the question?


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    #150
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    A: No, you misunderstood the answer.

    _________________________________________


    Q: Can the machine live if I die?


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    #151
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    A.> Ní raibh t'am ann a raibh sí beo ar fad.
    ____________________________________________

    Q.> Ní hí teanga marbh in aon chor, is mar sin - cén fáth nach bhfuil éinne ag caint i nGaeilge ar na mBórdeanna seo?


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