Warning Labels

Thanx 4 The Fish

I loved one particular entry for it
wonderful idiocy: On a cardboard
windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive
With Sun Shield in Place."

Fourth Runner Up -- On an infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.

Third Runner Up -- On a package of
Fisherman's Friend(R) throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human
companionship.

Second Runner Up -- On a Magic 8 Ball:
Not advised for use as a home pregnancy
test.

First Runner Up -- On a roll of Life Savers:
Not for use as a flotation device.

And the winner of the Power Ranger pinata --
On a cup of McDonald's coffee:
Allow to cool before applying to groin area.

Honorable Mentions;

On a Pentium chip: If this product exhibits
errors, the manufacturer will replace it for
a $2 shipping and a $3 handling charge, for
a total of $4.97.

On a refrigerator: Refrigerate after opening.

On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake.

On a handgun: Not recommended for use as a
nutcracker.

On pantyhose: Not to be used in the
commission of a felony.

On a piano: Harmful or fatal if swallowed.

On a can of Fix-a-Flat: Not to be used for
breast augmentation.

Any more ??????

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DrunkLeprachaun

I like it.

Lucifer

V Good LOLLOLLOL!!!!!

[SN]JAG

On a microwave:
Not to be used to dry wet pets

Panda

M33p!

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Aka: Dragon,Sexual Harassment Panda

Thanx 4 The Fish

On The Washington Post: Do not cut up and
use for blackmail note.

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