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Rejected Dr. Seuss books:

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  • 14-03-2001 8:41pm
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    Yo Mamma
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    1. The Cat in the Blender.
    2. Herbert the Pervert likes Sherbert.
    3. Fox in Detox.
    4. Who Shat in the Hat?
    5. Horton Hires a Ho.
    6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax.
    7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day.
    8. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
    9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil.
    10. One *****, Two *****, Dead *****, Blue *****.
    11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the **** Out!
    12. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket.
    13. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
    14. Horton Fakes an Orgasm.
    15. The Grinch's Ten Inches.
    16. Are You My Proctologist?



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    #2
    Bloody Drunkard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭Bloody Drunkard


    Now thats comedy

    Id swear i read who shat in the hat or did i **** in a hat who knows?
    Somebody Please buy me some alchol


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    #3
    DrunkLeprachaun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭DrunkLeprachaun


    I like it. smile.gif


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    #4
    strat
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    rofl smile.gifbiggrin.gifsmile.gif

    nice list momma

    The Grinch's Ten Inches sounds strangely farmiliar from my primary skewel days tongue.gif



    "m33p m33p"


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    #5
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Zaphod Beeblebrox


    ROFL


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