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Glaswegian Rhapsody

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  • 29-03-2001 1:22pm
    #1
    [SG]BGA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭


    Is this the real life, is it the methodone?
    Stuck in Maryhill, two bob fur the telephone?
    Open yer wine an' talk wi' a whine like me.
    Ahm just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D.
    Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer Da; slash yer dug, ride yer ma!
    Any way the Clyde flows
    Disnae really mattur tae me.......

    Haw Maw, just chibbed some cvnt,
    Buckie bottle tae the heid,
    An noo the fúckin' bàstard's deid!
    Haw Maw, Ahm just oan parole,
    An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee....
    Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh,
    Never meant tae steal yer purse,
    But if I'm no fuhll a' smack this time the morra'.
    Kerry oot, kerry oot!
    An we'll go oan the batter!

    Too late, the bailiff's here,
    Sends shivers doon ma spine,
    Gubbed 10 jellies just in time.
    Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go,
    Got tae go and rip some **** fae up the scheme.
    Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh
    I'm a jakey bam,
    I sometimes think I've never been washed at all.

    I see a little silhouetto of a bam,
    Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo?
    Thunderbird, White Lightning, very very frightning to me!
    Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair and some skins,
    Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
    I'm just a vat boy, nae cúnt loves me,
    He's just a vat boy fae a vat family!
    Spare us a pound fur a wee cup o tea?
    Get tae fúck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
    Forfúcksake, No! I will no' get a job! - Get a job! Forfúcksake,
    I will no' get a job! - Get a job! Forfúcksake,
    Will you get a job? - Get a job!
    Will no' get a job, get a job!
    Will no' get a job, get a job!
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no.....
    Oh gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea and the clap!
    Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?
    For me, for meeeee!?

    So you 'hink you can slash me and pish in my eye?
    So ye 'hink ye can chib me an' leave me to die?
    Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag!
    Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!

    Fúck all really matters,
    Any cúnt can see,
    Fúck all really matters, fúck all really matters to me!

    Any way the Clyde flows.....


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    Da Bounca
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Da Bounca


    ROFL LMAO


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    #3
    darthmise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭darthmise


    Thats fu(kin class!!!


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    #4
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    WOW


    i have been blessed tonight


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    #5
    Celt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,333 ✭✭✭Celt


    lolololololol
    THat took a long time to come up with!


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    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    that gets 5 ' biggrin.gif's out of 5

    and here thay are....

    biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif
    -ciaran
    ciaran@ieatcatsforfun.com
    smoke-me-a-kipper@ihateclowns.com

    This post has been brought to you by the letter C, and the number 7.


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    oeNeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭oeNeo


    all i can be saying is 0wnage biggrin.gif


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    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Zaphod Beeblebrox


    ROFLMAO
    Think I b0rked a few ribs with that one.


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    #9
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Zaphod Beeblebrox


    Just found BohemianRhapsody.mp3 on my comp.
    Stand back I'm gonna sing it...


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    #10
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Actually...

    Who remembers the Fanta Roadshow? Well, in 1992, I was on that and I sang Bohemian Rhapsody - never did I live it down with my mates (and I didn't even see then broadcast myself frown.gif).


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

    [honey i] violated [the kids]


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