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  • 01-04-2001 5:27pm
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    Skorzeny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭


    43 Actual Newspaper Headlines

    1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
    2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
    3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
    4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
    5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
    6. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
    7. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
    8. Stud Tires Out
    9. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
    10. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
    11. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
    12. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
    13. McCreevy Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
    14. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
    15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe
    16. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
    17. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
    18. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
    19. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
    20. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
    21. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
    22. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
    23. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
    24. War Dims Hope for Peace
    25. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
    26. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
    27. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
    28. Deer Kill 17,000
    29. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
    30. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
    31. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
    32. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
    33. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
    34. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
    35. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
    36. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
    37. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
    38. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
    39. Steals Clock, Faces Time
    40. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
    41. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
    42. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
    43. Include your Children When Baking Cookies



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    #2
    davoc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭davoc


    rofl..
    '3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted'
    good un skorz


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    #3
    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">36. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply</font>
    Corny, but ROFL! biggrin.gif


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    #4
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,422 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Skorzeny:
    17. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
    </font>

    LOL

    Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.


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    #5
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    hehehe biggrin.gif lmao
    -ciaran
    This post has been brought to you by the letter C, and the number 7.


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    #6
    oeNeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭oeNeo


    right from now on if its a funny joke my only reply is gonna be

    "ROFLMAO"



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    #7
    oeNeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭oeNeo


    ok then here goes

    ROFLMAO

    v.good m8 smile.gif


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    #8
    DeadBankClerk
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    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">22. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years</font>

    why is that in the list? while on death row he got a second death sentance. pfft...

    smile.gifeek.gifeek.gifeek.gifeek.gif
    - Dead Bank Clerk -
    [clergy]Altar Boy
    "Build a man a fire, and he'll
    be warm for a day. Set a man on
    fire, and he'll be warm for the
    rest of his life."


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    #9
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,422 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeadBankClerk:
    22. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

    why is that in the list? while on death row he got a second death sentance.     </font>

    It should have said:

    "Killer Receives Death Sentence for Second Time". The way is is written suggests he died the first time. Who cares he was sentenced twice in 10 years?

    OK!! ;-)
    Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.

    [This message has been edited by Victor (edited 04-04-2001).]


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    Paladin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    hehe


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