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REASONS BEING A MAN IS BEST

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  • 05-04-2001 10:34pm
    #1
    Lucifer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭


    > Your last name stays put.
    > The garage is all yours.
    > Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    > Chocolate is just another snack.
    > 1. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    > 2. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    > 3. You don't give a rat's ass if someone doesn't notice your new haircut.
    > 4. The world is your urinal.
    > 5. You never have to drive to another petrol station because this one's
    > justtoo icky looking.
    > 6. Same work... more pay.
    > 7. Wrinkles add character.
    > 8. Wedding Dress £2000; Tux rental £100.
    > 9. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    > 10. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    > 11. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    > 12. One mood, ALL the time.
    > 13. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    > 14. You know stuff about tanks.
    > 15. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
    > 16. You can open all your own jars.
    > 17. You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
    > 18. You can kill your own food.
    > 19. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    > 20. Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack.
    > 21. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
    > 22. Everything on your face stays its original colour.
    > 23. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
    > 24. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    > 25. You don't have to clean your flat if the maid is coming.
    > 26. You can quietly watch a game with your mate for hours without
    > everthinking "He's mad at me."
    > 27. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    > 28. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    > 29. You don't have to shave below your neck.
    > 30. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    > 31. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
    > 32. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife or your teeth.
    > 33. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
    > 34. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
    > December24th, in 45 minutes.
    > 35. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.


    [This message has been edited by Lucifer.POD (edited 05-04-2001).]


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