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Irish Millionaires

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  • 29-03-2001 12:14am
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    TOWN
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    After days in the wilderness Paddy and Murphy stumble into a bar in
    the
    wild
    west and ask for two beers. Unfortunately they've got no money and the
    barman won't give them credit. Just then a bloke walks in with a Red
    Indian's head under his arm. The barman shakes his hand and says "I hate
    Indians. Last week the *******s burnt my barn to the ground, raped my
    wife
    and killed my children. If any man brings me the head of a Red Indian I
    will give them 1,000 dollars". The two Irishmen look at each other and
    then

    go off to find a Red Indian. Later that day they see one, and Murphy
    throws

    a stone which hits the Red Indian on the head. The Indian falls off his
    horse but lands 70ft down a ravine. Paddy and Murphy dash down into the
    ravine where Paddy starts sawing the Indian's head off. Suddenly Murphy
    says "Paddy look at this" and Paddy says "Not now I'm busy" and Murphy
    says

    "No, look at this" and Paddy says "**** off, I'm busy" but Murphy grabs
    hold of him and Paddy looks up and sees 5,000 Indians standing at the
    top
    of the ravine.
    "Jesus Christ" says Paddy, "we're going to be millionaires".



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