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Dodgy, but I liked it....

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  • 02-04-2001 5:05am
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    SantaHoe
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    A man walked up to a little old lady rocking in a chair on her porch.

    I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," he said.
    "What's your Secret for a long happy life?"

    "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," she said.
    "I also do a gramme of charlie a day, a spliff every night, a case of whiskey a week, eat junk food, and never exercise,
    and do pills on the weekend."

    That's amazing," said the man, "how old are you?'

    "Twenty-four."


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    Cake Fiend
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    pld


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    #3
    Celt
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    That's a classic lol


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    smoke.me.a.kipper
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    lol
    -ciaran
    ciaran@ieatcatsforfun.com
    smoke-me-a-kipper@ihateclowns.com

    This post has been brought to you by the letter C, and the number 7.


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    #5
    Da Bounca
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    heeh


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    oeNeo
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    very good smile.gif


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    Lucifer
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    lol!!!!!!!!


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