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IRISH MEN RULE

Lucifer · 2001-04-05 21:27:00

An Irishman, an Englishman, a hot blonde and a fat chick get on the subway.They go into a tunnel and the lights go out, and suddenly they all hear a loud slap.When the lights come on, the Englishman has a big red handprint on his face.The blonde thinks: "Oh, the Englishman must have made a move for me, but fondled that fat…

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05-04-2001 10:27pm

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Lucifer

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An Irishman, an Englishman, a hot blonde and a fat chick get on the subway.They go into a tunnel and the lights go out, and suddenly they all hear a loud slap.When the lights come on, the Englishman has a big red handprint on his face.The blonde thinks: "Oh, the Englishman must have made a move for me, but fondled that fat woman by mistake and she slapped him."The fat woman thinks: "Hmm, that Englishman tried to put the moves on that blonde and got slapped. Good for her."The Englishman thinks: "Hey, that Irishman must have went for the blonde,and she slapped me by mistake!".The Irishman thinks: "Boy, I hope we go through another tunnel, so I can wallop that English ****er again"

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#2 06-04-2001 4:35am
Wyverne

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hehe very funny joke,

thanx for that i am going to put it in the college magazine, so u can have ur claim to fame m8

:-)

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