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  • 08-04-2001 7:33pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭


    A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

    This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
    When on the fourth move, the man burst out
    laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

    The case came up in court.

    The judge asked the man (about 20) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like
    this:
    When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
    condition. She sat under a sign that said,
    "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I
    grinned.

    Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to smile.

    Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.
    BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident . . . I just
    lost it."

    "CASE DISMISSED" said the Judge


    Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭phobos


    But what happened the bus driver??

    "Your Dad's dead isn't he?"
    "yes"
    "He's not coming back, is he?"
    "he might!"
    "NO, NO HE'S NOT!!"

    BUT HERE @ BIGGER BROTHER WE CAN HELP!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    He got a part in a small Broadway Musical. It wasnt much but it was a start smile.gif !!

    Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !


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