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return of the Jedi

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  • 10-04-2001 10:17am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭


    At last ......I sense something in the force ...

    As some of you may know there is a census coming
    around on August the
    7th.

    For those who don't know, a census is where the
    government collates
    general information about its residents (number of
    people living in
    your house, religion, etc)

    If there are enough people, who put down a religion
    that isn't
    mentioned
    on the census form it becomes a fully recognised and
    legal religion.
    It usually takes about 10,000 people to nominate the
    same religion.
    It is for this reason that it has been suggested that
    anyone who does
    not have a dominant religion to put "Jedi" as their
    religion.

    Send this on to all your friends and tell them to put
    down "Jedi" on
    their census form.

    And remember ......If you are a member of the Jedi
    religion then you
    are by default a 'Jedi Knight'.

    So if this has been your dream since you were 4 years
    old....
    Do it because you love Star Wars,
    If not........... then just do it to annoy people.

    "May the Force be with you!"

    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">just do it to annoy people.
    </font>

    That's why I'd consider doing it biggrin.gif They'd probably just ignore it though.


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    This has been on the After Hours Forum since last week smile.gif I'm definitly gonna do it smile.gif



    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

    [honey i] violated [the kids]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    me too ....
    sounds like fun

    \ make lightsaber noises biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

    No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,579 ✭✭✭✭Dont be at yourself


    Excellent, i always wanted to be a Jedi.

    /me hands out "Jedi - the path to enlightenment" pamphlets outside the shops

    Eye ham zee Walroos.
    You ham zee Flyhead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1 JedIcE


    I, AM A JEDI.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1 kn1ght


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JedIcE:
    I, AM A JEDI.</font>
    Greetings my young apprentice!

    i too shall fill in the form, and once more jedi shall protect the planet!



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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kharn:
    This has been on the After Hours Forum since last week smile.gif I'm definitly gonna do it smile.gif
    </font>

    Oops - should'a noticed that frown.gif



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭Canaboid


    It's also a UK census so ye'd better repatriate pretty quick.


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