Deductive Reasoning

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Deductive Reasoning

Man: "Hi there new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving."
Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly."
Man: "So what is you do for a living?"
Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning."
Man: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"
Neighbor: "Let me give you an example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."
Man: "That is right."
Neighbor: "The fact you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family."
Man: "Right again."
Neighbor: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife."
Man: "Correct."
Neighbor: "And since you have a wife I can deduce that you are heterosexual."
Man: "Yup."
Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning."
Man: "Cool."


Later that same day...
Man: "Hey I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door."
Neighbor2: "Is he a nice guy?"
Man: "Yes, and he has an interesting job."
Neighbor2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?"
Man: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University."
Neighbor2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"
Man: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"
Neighbor 2: "No."
Man: "Fag."

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Pugsley

Usually about 2 guys in a pub chatting to a suspicious bloke and about having a family = healthy sex life = you dont jack off. Then he called the other bloke a wanker, funny never the less

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Originally posted by Pugsley
Usually about 2 guys in a pub chatting to a suspicious bloke and about having a family = healthy sex life = you dont jack off. Then he called the other bloke a wanker, funny never the less

i was just thinkin that it started off with him askin the guy had he a fish tank and when he tried it on his mate he asked

Fella:Hav you got a fish tank?

Friend: No...

Fella: Wanker