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Deductive Reasoning

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  • 12-04-2001 11:17pm
    #1
    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭


    Deductive Reasoning

    Man: "Hi there new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving."
    Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly."
    Man: "So what is you do for a living?"
    Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning."
    Man: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"
    Neighbor: "Let me give you an example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."
    Man: "That is right."
    Neighbor: "The fact you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family."
    Man: "Right again."
    Neighbor: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife."
    Man: "Correct."
    Neighbor: "And since you have a wife I can deduce that you are heterosexual."
    Man: "Yup."
    Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning."
    Man: "Cool."


    Later that same day...
    Man: "Hey I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door."
    Neighbor2: "Is he a nice guy?"
    Man: "Yes, and he has an interesting job."
    Neighbor2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?"
    Man: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University."
    Neighbor2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"
    Man: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"
    Neighbor 2: "No."
    Man: "Fag."



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    #2
    sixpack's little hat
    Registered Users Posts: 819 ✭✭✭sixpack's little hat


    funny


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    #3
    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    classic :D muwhahwhhawhaw


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    #4
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Usually about 2 guys in a pub chatting to a suspicious bloke and about having a family = healthy sex life = you dont jack off. Then he called the other bloke a wanker, funny never the less :)


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    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    Originally posted by Pugsley
    Usually about 2 guys in a pub chatting to a suspicious bloke and about having a family = healthy sex life = you dont jack off. Then he called the other bloke a wanker, funny never the less :)

    i was just thinkin that it started off with him askin the guy had he a fish tank and when he tried it on his mate he asked

    Fella:Hav you got a fish tank?

    Friend: No...

    Fella: Wanker


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