Good Joke

Lucifer

"Eighteen Bottles of Whiskey"
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar, and my wife insisted I
empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else.
After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded with
the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the
sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it,
with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down
the sink, which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle
down the glass, which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it,
and threw the rest down the glass.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.
Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the
pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted
the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were
twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I
had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.
I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not
half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me,
and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.

Mistakill

Class joke man.
'Fooling feelish'
[/Cue Monty Burns voice] 'Eggggg-salent!'

Mistakill

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