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New Taxes explained

Keeks · 2001-04-16 18:43:00

The only thing that the Government has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is ****ed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Effective January 1, 2002, penises…

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16-04-2001 7:43pm

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Keeks

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The only thing that the Government has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is ****ed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts.

Effective January 1, 2002, penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as Follows:

10"-12" Luxury Tax
8"-10" Pole Tax
5"-8" Privilege Tax
4"-5" Nuisance Tax

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!

Issues still under consideration are as follows:

Are there penalties for early withdrawal?

Do multiple partners count as a corporation?

Are condoms deductible as work clothes?

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#2 17-04-2001 2:10pm
boddah

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hehe, LOL
Durty auld Morris drums... they're fu*kin' great!!

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