Dead Baby Jokes (funyn but sick)

Spunog UIE

Moderator Warning
Last time we had these, some people weren't too impressed. So, I'm telling you now, these jokes are pretty foul (I'm in 2 minds whether or not I should leave them up at all).

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Q: Whats small, goes around in circles and taps on the window ?
A: Baby in a microwave



Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A dead baby



Q: What's green and sits in the corner?
A: Same baby two weeks later



Q: Whats small, brown, and spits ?
A: Baby in a frying pan



Q: Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first ?
A: So you can watch it's expression change.



Q: How do you get a dead baby across the street?
A: Staple it to a chicken.



Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Take your foot off its head. or
A: One scoop of dead baby and three scoops of ice cream.



Q: How do you get 1000 babies in a telephone booth?
A: Blender



Q: How do you get them out?
A: Straw



Q: What's black and blue and smokes in the corner?
A: A baby chewing on an extention cord.



Q: What's small, red, and can't turn corners?
A: A baby with a javelin through its head.



Q: What is pink, red and silver and bumps into walls?
A: A baby with forks in it's eyes



Q: What's sicker than driving over a baby?
A: Skidding



Q: What's even sicker?
A: Picking it out of the tires



Q: What gets shorter & shorter and redder & redder?
A: A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler.



Q: What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of oats?
A: You can't use a pitchfork in oats.



Q: what's worse than a hundred dead babies on the back of a truck?
A: 100 dead babies on the back of a truck and a live one eating its way out from the bottom?




[This message has been edited by Kharn (edited 13-04-2001).]

Cake Fiend

I'll quote CT with

Gerry

whats the definition of pain?

peeled babies in salt?

Lump

Not sick, but they wouldn't be something I'd laugh at if you get me like.


John

smoke.me.a.kipper

hehehe LMAO. thats some of the funniest **** i've ever seen on the boards.

OMFG, thats ****ing twisted. best laugh ever.
hehehe. rofl!!



more of this, please!!

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- Ciaran

Grandpa Joe!! I found the fifth golden ticket!!

[This message has been edited by smoke-me-a-kipper (edited 16-04-2001).]

boddah

kipper, you freak.
these are the most stupid jokes ever.
they go along the same lines as n1gger jokes and "why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes
stupid

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--Kaiser--

How do you stop kipper and gideon from drowning?

Take your foot off their heads.

SHADOW

well now I wouldnt be one to moan on about how insensitive black/blonde/kerry/etc jokes are but that is just sick ****....

I wouldnt have posted at all if I'd had even a light chuckle...this is the humor board?

N

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If the bottom falls out of your world, drink Andrews and the world will fall out of your bottom!!
games?

smoke.me.a.kipper

it's twisted alright, but i've a pretty sick sense of humour. if you could call it a sense of humour. anyway, looking back on it today, it is pretty sick. i mean it's like those pictures of that guy eating dead babies. it's kinda funny/freaky the first time, but then it's just wrong. very wrong.

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- Ciaran
smoke-me-a-kipper
S-M-A-K bottom!!

Karl Hungus

snipped - that's too much.



[This message has been edited by Kharn (edited 21-04-2001).]