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Commited any murders recently?

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  • 21-04-2001 5:45pm
    #1
    K!LL!@N
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭


    Are you in need of someone to clear up the mess for you?
    Maybe these guys can help?

    http://www.cadaverinc.com/new.asp

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    ********* Disclaimer ****************
    I doubt very much that this is a real
    service, but you never can tell.
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    [This message has been edited by K!LL!@N (edited 21-04-2001).]


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    Swifty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭Swifty


    Hehehehe smile.gif

    Lads theyre handy enough like ... had a messy case there last week with a bit of anal raping involved ... they even cleaned the **** stains out of the carpet.

    Nice one.


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    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,370 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Probably a wind up but there are legit companies that do it for the cops
    Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.


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    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    I think the witness removal service is a nice touch!

    If only I had know about this last year... Then I wouldn't have had to eat the evidence...


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    Panda
    Registered Users Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    Thats a fresh look at murder! biggrin.gif

    heheheheee "When ordering our services you have the choice of Cadaver Inc. locating and disposing of any and all witnesses to the event. Our witness removal option, combined with either or both corpse removal and scene clean up, is a good choice insuring that your unfortunate situation will go unnoticed. Locating and removing any witnesses to the murder or accidental death will help prevent (but not guarantee) any criminal investigations into your case."

    This is great.
    Aka: Dragon,Sexual Harassment Panda, SCUMM.


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    Lord Khan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Lord Khan


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Victor:
    Probably a wind up but there are legit companies that do it for the cops

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    it's in norway ... how much of a windup do you think it is?



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    #7
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Swifty-:
    Hehehehe smile.gif

    Lads theyre handy enough like ... had a messy case there last week with a bit of anal raping involved ... they even cleaned the **** stains out of the carpet.

    Nice one.    </font>

    I guess I'm the only one then that thinks that reply is in particularly bad taste... ?
    Bard

    "and there was much rejoicing..."


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    K!LL!@N
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭K!LL!@N


    I've just found out that's the website of some norwegian metal band.
    Go figure.


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