Evil Red Computer Virii

nesf

> Evil Red Computer Viruses
> >
> >
> > Be on the look-out for a new breed of 'Evil Red' computer viruses that
> > could
> > seriously affect your PC:
> >
> > The Manchester United virus - This is where the computer develops a
> > memory
> > disorder, and forgets about everything before1993.
> > The Manchester United shirt virus - This one is especially hard to
detect
> > as it
> > changes its format every 3 months.
> > The David Beckham virus - This affects newer computers mainly. The
> > computer
> > looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works.
> > The Roy Keane virus - Throws you out of Windows.
> > The Alex Ferguson virus - The computer develops a continuous whining
noise
> > and
> > the on-screen clock runs a lot faster than all the other computers in
the
> > building.
> > The Andy Cole virus - The computer is unable to get anything into the
> > 'inbox'.
> > The Mark Bosnich virus - You just can't save anything.
> > The Ryan Giggs virus - The computer develops a processor problem whereby
> > it
> > thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic
> > fluctuation
> > in performance.
> >
> > Aside from the red viruses, there are several other 'Premiership'
viruses
> > that
> > you also need to be aware of:
> > The David James virus - Your PC will act as though it will save
something,
> > but
> > then unexplainably lets you down at the last second.
> > The David Ginola virus - The computer pretends to shut down, but then
> > re-boots
> > and is perfectly okay.
> > The Stan Collymore virus - This one is very hard to track down and is
> > constantly
> > on the move - has been known to boot-up some Swedish models.
> > The Glenn Hoddle virus - Disables your PC, lets you down and then blames
> > it all
> > on its previous life as a calculator.
> > The Gordon Strachan virus - This one affects the spellchecker function
in
> > word
> > Processing software, highlighting thousands of errors that aren't
actually
> > there.
> > The Sheffield Wednesday virus - Crashes out of all programmes.
> >

nesf

Found another deadly virus!

This is a killer virus folks, I got badly stung. I've lost everything.
This has totally ruined my day.
signed, A. victim.

Begin VIRUS>>>>

Top o' the mornin'
You have just received the "IRISH VIRUS".
Being Irish we don't have too much programming experience, this Virus works on the honour system.
Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this Virus to everyone on your mailing list.

Thank you for your cooperation.
Paddy

richindub2

Lol, that irish one is good

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