ooops walked in on me ma & da... i feel sick

TrickyDicky · 11-02-2005 5:55pm

What I'm cuoius about is what happened when they new you where there?

Did you storm out and go to bed sulking? Did they continue as if you weren't there? Did they ask you to join in?

What happened? Talk about an awkward moment.... we could all benefit on learning how to get through it

Blitzkrieger · 11-02-2005 6:32pm

DubGuy22 wrote:

Did you ever wonder.....if your mum gave dad a blowjob right before she kissed you good night......

I do now! Eeeewwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Thanks for that.

Try a mental trick Lenny. If you keep telling yourself that you went straight to bed and saw nothing at all even the best psycologist won't be able to tell what you're repressing.

Basq · 11-02-2005 7:33pm

Beruthiel wrote:

oh
he has Ken and Perry syndrome..

I assume you mean Kevin & Perry syndrome...

OLDYELLAR · 11-02-2005 9:51pm

And then mcgyver said , now lenny look what mammy and daddy can do with lots of imagination and some yarn and remember son all dogs go to heaven , yes even fluffy that you accidentally shot in the head

mad m · 11-02-2005 10:24pm

The Clown Man wrote:

Between this and the dog thread this is some of the funniest stuff i've read in a long time!

Dont forget to add the Rampant Rabbit in F/S section....God that clown face is freaky!

OLDYELLAR · 11-02-2005 10:27pm

the dog one was just strange though

Gone West · 11-02-2005 10:30pm

hey were a great help to this guy! He is probably in dire need of professional counselling

crazy angel · 11-02-2005 10:32pm

lenny has a very unusual, yet interesting but kinda fu(ked up life!

OLDYELLAR · 11-02-2005 10:34pm

whats that he walked in on tom and pippa , oh rite was this a soap hes talkin about>?oh no sorry tis his real life

mad m · 12-02-2005 12:57am

FuzzyLogic wrote:

hey were a great help to this guy! He is probably in dire need of professional counselling

I think its us reading about his upsets that we all from boards need counselling rather than him.

3cups · 12-02-2005 12:58am

crazy angel wrote:

lenny has a very unusual, yet interesting but kinda fu(ked up life!

Psst..(a) what he described didn't happen and (b) Lenny is what we call a troll.

Not as much finesse as Bubbles had either, otherwise *some* of his stuff might be believable. Attention whoring at its finest - question is WHY?

Lenny · 12-02-2005 2:45pm

First off, I'm not a troll! I am a respected member of this board.
Well lets just say me ma didn't really seem to jump off or stop as much, she kinda turned her head at me an looked and I closed to the door, this happened in about a few miliseconds so it wasn't like she did nothing.
i went into me room locked and rang everyone laughin about it and feeling sick im sure they even heard me lol

TrickyDicky wrote:

What I'm cuoius about is what happened when they new you where there?

Did you storm out and go to bed sulking? Did they continue as if you weren't there? Did they ask you to join in?

What happened? Talk about an awkward moment.... we could all benefit on learning how to get through it

steveland? · 12-02-2005 3:13pm

Lenny yer parents orchestrated this so they wouldn't have to clean yer sheets anymore...

No way you're gettin jiggy for a long long time ....

:P

tq · 12-02-2005 7:02pm

spit or swallow?

OLDYELLAR · 13-02-2005 12:29am

lol

mycroft · 13-02-2005 12:35am

3cups wrote:

Psst..(a) what he described didn't happen and (b) Lenny is what we call a troll.

Not as much finesse as Bubbles had either, otherwise *some* of his stuff might be believable. Attention whoring at its finest - question is WHY?

Why yes with your er 9 posts it's obvious you know about bubbles, and lennys thousand plus posts.

So either you've unregged and created a new account. or are the uri geller of the internet.

KevIRL · 13-02-2005 2:04pm

Lenny is this the second time this has happened to you?

Like back in October last year as well maybe?

http://www.clubbing-ie.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=8439&hl

Busted!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 13-02-2005 2:12pm

Proud lenny

proud!

steveland? · 13-02-2005 2:12pm

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~steve/pictures/funny/ownedtank.jpg

Lenny... you've been owned

kleefarr · 13-02-2005 2:13pm

Better start knocking before you open anymore doors. :rolleyes:

Pigman II · 13-02-2005 2:20pm

haha!

I reckon if the reputation apples were still on the go KevIRL would have earnt about 10 more by next Friday! Well done.

passive · 13-02-2005 2:39pm

maybe it happened before but he suppressed the memory?

CuLT · 13-02-2005 3:54pm

What a shocking turn of events; Lenny? Lying?

Illusions...shattered...

Rabies · 13-02-2005 4:22pm

Ha ha... Classic.

rubadub · 13-02-2005 5:33pm

Lenny wrote:

my ma on her knees and my da standing against the wall getting head
I feel sick.

So, is she a hands free gal or was she fiddling with his knackers

[Jackass] · 13-02-2005 6:14pm

Lenny wrote:

Well lets just say me ma didn't really seem to jump off or stop as much, she kinda turned her head at me an looked and I closed to the door, this happened in about a few miliseconds so it wasn't like she did nothing.

During any point of these miliseconds....did your mum lick her lips?*

*lets pretend it's true....it's too funny not to!!

L5 · 13-02-2005 6:19pm

Heres a post by Lenny on clubbing-ie.com from October 2004 !

Oct 30 2004, 03:10 PM Post #1

Group: Members
Posts: 87
Joined: 3-April 03
From: Tallaght
Member No.: 12

"was out last night and came home, walkin up stairs i was locked off my face dono why i decieded to open my ma an da's bedroom(think i was checking to see if they were still out)
and there they were
my ma on her knees and my da standing against the wall getting head
I feel sick. "

Hmmmm seems very similiar Lenny.
Muppet tbh :rolleyes:

littlejay · 13-02-2005 6:21pm

id be mortified
it would burn scars in my mind for life the taughts of it happening to me

KevIRL · 13-02-2005 6:30pm

L5 wrote:

Heres a post by Lenny on clubbing-ie.com from October 2004 !

Hmmmm seems very similiar Lenny.
Muppet tbh :rolleyes:

Got there before you L5....post number 68 of this thread!

Who's the muppet now?

OLDYELLAR · 13-02-2005 6:36pm

ha this thread just gets better

D!ve^Bomb! · 13-02-2005 6:39pm

that's quite pathetic lenny.. quite!

L5 · 13-02-2005 6:44pm

^^^^

i know, i got it from your post. I just took out the relevant information from it to make it clearer to people !

OLDYELLAR · 13-02-2005 6:46pm

kinda sad aint it though!

steveland? · 13-02-2005 6:49pm

I have to say oj you're slippin in yer old age...

I hope you're more original with yer next one

KevIRL · 13-02-2005 6:53pm

OLDYELLAR wrote:

kinda sad aint it though!

Ah in fairness its v funny. But Lenny you got rumbled good and proper my friend.

KevIRL · 13-02-2005 6:53pm

L5 wrote:

^^^^

i know, i got it from your post. I just took out the relevant information from it to make it clearer to people !

Ah I see. Group hug so!

OLDYELLAR · 13-02-2005 6:55pm

yea it is very funny , the word tool springs to mind

mad m · 13-02-2005 7:10pm

Talk about an attention seeker,one other word springs to mind also "Gob****e".

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 13-02-2005 7:17pm

how about "funny person" ?

"someone who made me laugh"?

"someone who wrote a funny story" ?

D!ve^Bomb! · 13-02-2005 7:21pm

Mordeth wrote:

how about "funny person" ?

"someone who made me laugh"?

"someone who wrote a funny story" ?

na

azezil · 13-02-2005 7:29pm

seen both my parents naked, never seen them in the act but have heard them, don't think it had any long lasting effects *eye-twitch*

steveland? · 13-02-2005 7:29pm

Mordeth wrote:

how about "funny person" ?

"someone who made me laugh"?

"someone who wrote a funny story" ?

I agree... Lenny whether it's sellin' your sisters dildo, killin yer dog or walkin in on your parents orally pleasuring each other your posts always make me laugh....

Bravo

:eek:

tuxy · 13-02-2005 7:43pm

http://www.clubbing-ie.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=10324&hl=stungun

D!ve^Bomb! · 13-02-2005 7:46pm

tuxy wrote:

http://www.clubbing-ie.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=10324&hl=stungun

kinda says it all really.. moron

azezil · 13-02-2005 7:47pm

tuxy wrote:

rofl!

D!ve^Bomb! · 13-02-2005 7:49pm

taken from lenny's journal

Today is thursday, I didn't go into college today, finbished yesterday
About to leave for work no, I got the best **** of a life time off some slut today, it felt good may I say.

mmmm.... yep, moron

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 13-02-2005 7:50pm

only morons enjoy getting handjobs?

tuxy · 13-02-2005 7:52pm

lenny

http://img232.exs.cx/img232/7721/000ae.jpg

D!ve^Bomb! · 13-02-2005 7:57pm

Mordeth wrote:

only morons enjoy getting handjobs?

did i say that?

no.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 13-02-2005 8:07pm

tuxy wrote:

lenny

http://img232.exs.cx/img232/7721/000ae.jpg

lenny for pope

ooops walked in on me ma & da... i feel sick

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