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Jesus and Drugs !!!

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  • 06-04-2001 8:19am
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    Yo Mamma
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    Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over the world.

    After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed.

    It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the members return to earth to get the different types of drugs.

    The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven.

    Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple:
    "Who is it?"
    "It's Paul"
    Jesus opens the door.
    "What did you bring Paul?"
    "Hashish from Morocco"
    "Very well son, come in."

    "Who is it?"
    "It's Mark"
    Jesus opens the door.
    "What did you bring Mark?"
    "Marijuana from Colombia"
    "Very well son, come in."

    "Who is it?"
    "It's Matthew"
    "Jesus opens the door.
    "What did you bring Matthew ?"
    "Cocaine from Bolivia"
    "Very well son, come in."

    "Who is it?"
    "It's John"
    "Jesus opens the door.
    "What did you bring John ?"
    "Crack from New York"
    "Very well son, come in."

    "Who is it?"
    "It's Luke"
    "Jesus opens the door.
    "What did you bring Luke ?"
    "Speed from Amsterdam"
    "Very well son, come in."

    "Who is it?"
    "It's Judas"
    Jesus opens the door.
    "What did you bring Judas ?"

    "The FBI, YOU MOTHER F*%KERS ! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!!!

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    #2
    BlitzKrieg
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    CLASSIC

    AND HOLY very true and religous smile.gif


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    #3
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
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    lmao


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    #4
    Pablo
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    Haahaahaa biggrin.gif


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    #5
    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Tee heee
    You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!


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    #6
    Lump
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    HA HA HA, OMFG I'm still laughing five minutes down the road. Ah cracker


    John


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    #7
    D-Generate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,945 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    ROFL


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    #8
    Clintons Cat
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    heh


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    #9
    Vega
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    <Moderator Edit>
    Thank Chthon this muppet is gone!

    [This message has been edited by Kharn (edited 17-04-2001).]


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    #10
    Celt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,333 ✭✭✭Celt


    This vega is certainly another Davitt. Please ban him.


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    #11
    SHADOW
    Closed Accounts Posts: 768 ✭✭✭SHADOW


    hahaha...
    very funneh
    If the bottom falls out of your world, drink Andrews and the world will fall out of your bottom!!
    games?


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    #12
    LegacyUser
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    heehehe pld.!


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    #13
    smoke.me.a.kipper
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    hehehe biggrin.gif
    *chuckle*
    - Ciaran
    smoke-me-a-kipper
    S-M-A-K bottom!!


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    #14
    Hunter-FLUID
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    HEHE nice one biggrin.gif


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    #15
    Bomberman
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    haha


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    #16
    richindub2
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    LOL, class biggrin.gif
    Originally posted by Lucy_la_morte:
    J'adore richindub2 mais pas le Spam.
    0o


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    #17
    Semerk
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    You depraved people, ye.


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    #18
    Apollo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Apollo


    Heh


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    #19
    Apollo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Apollo


    OMG....what is this <Fast newbie>

    NO WAY!!!

    i better get posting!


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    #20
    amp
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    How dare you all laugh at this quite obvious heathenism, I hope you all burn in hell.

    CT, as a famous protector of the homeless I hope you ban this topic and all it's subversive posters.
    Lunacy Abounds! GLminesweeper RO><ORS!
    art is everything and of course nothing and possibly also a sausage


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    #21
    Apollo
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    how do i edir my profile?
    elv1.gif

    Schweeeeeeeeeet


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    #22
    Apollo
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    99


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    #23
    Apollo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Apollo


    100...WOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO

    this deserves a conga

    la la la la la lala ... and so on


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    #24
    [NON]mojo
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    do u think we'll all go to hell 4 reading that?? frown.gif
    Austin 3:16 "You stole my mojo!!"


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    #25
    Swifty
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    Hehe , very good smile.gif


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