Magic Frog!

the fnj

A man takes the day off work and

decides to go out golfing.

He is on the second hole when he

notices a frog sitting next to the
green.

He thinks nothing of it and is
about to shoot when he
hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't
see anyone.
Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron.
"He looks at the frog and decides
to
prove the frog wrong, puts the
club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the
cup. He is shocked. He says
to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky
frog."
The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" the man
asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood."
> The guy takes out a 3 wood> and,
Boom! Hole in one.
The man is befuddled and doesn't
know
what to say.
By the end of the day, the man
golfed
the
best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las
Vegas.
"They go to Las Vegas and the guy
says,
"OK frog, now what?
"The frog says, "Ribbit
Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette
table,
The
man asks,

"What do you think I should bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000,
black
6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot
to
win,
but after the golf game the man
figures what the heck.
Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding
back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the
hotel. He sits the frog down and
says, "Frog, I don't know how to
ever
repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss
Me."
He figures why not, since after
all
the

frog did for
him, he deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "
And that, your honor, is how the
girl

ended up in my room.

Spunog UIE

fu*kin class!
first joke i've heard in ages that ya couldn't see the end comming.

... whats that?

ya weren't joking?
oooookayyyyyyyyyyy.

Great stuff.

smoke.me.a.kipper

hehehe, ****ing class

cueball

ROFL best joke i heard in a long time!
didnt expect that

Bomberman

Brilliant , i havnt heard a good 1 like taht in a long time

richindub2

Lol, very good

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UNIFLU

hehe, liking it,

E.

LegacyUser

Great minds think alike I just posteed this.........

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I like red apples

nesf

Heard it, or something very similar before.

Still ****ing class though

Semerk

Pure class man, pure class....

Bloody Drunkard

Damn irresistible frogs

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Somebody Please buy me some alchol

Jug-A-Lug

i like it

but did you know that its illegal to have sexual contact with animals in over 25 states in america, and a lot of small town judges would have you clapped in irons for just flirting with the frog

Spunog UIE

*bump*

ah just seen this again thought it should be bumped.

Mossy Monk

that's a brilliant joke. one of the best jokes i have seen/heard in ages

kamobe

*l*

Kolodny

Excellent. That deserved an aniversary outing!