Blonde

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A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a
barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the
blind
guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know
something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a
6'tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the
woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to
your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it
seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
times."

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Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !

smoke.me.a.kipper

hehe. played.

Skorzeny

LOL

nesf

Not bad for a blond joke

Got another one...

A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: I don't have any
money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother". The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect) "Anything?" he asked.
"Yes yes anything" the blonde promised. 'Well then just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
"Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. He then said "Now get on your knees". She did. Now take down my zipper". She did. Now go ahead ... take it out ..." he
said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands ... then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well ... go ahead". The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to
it ..and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said........... Hello, Mom can you hear me?"

paula

a bit boring, and being a blond, i've heard loads better

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plast

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by paula:
a bit boring, and being a blond, i've heard loads better</font>

Oh well, can't please everybody..

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Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !

Jimi-Spandex

Heard it before but it still gets a chuckle

Hunter-FLUID

Heard it before too.But still made me Snigger

Evil Phil

Both good.

Lucifer

OK here we go

Whats the first thing a blonde does when she gets up in the morning?
Goes home!

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
Fertelised!

Whats the first thing a blonde says when she gets up in the morning?
Are you guys all on the same team!

How do u know a blondes been at ur computer?
Tip-ex on the screen!

How do u know a blondes been at ur computer again?
Writing on the tip-ex!

How do u know a blondes been at ur computer again?
Cheese beside the mouse!

How do u know a blondes been at ur computer again?
Joystick is wet!

A Blonde and a brunet fall off a cliff, who lands first?
brunet, blonde has 2 stop and ask for directions!

all the others are 2 long 2 type...