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3 Guys Go To Hell...

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  • 03-05-2001 10:43am
    #1
    Lucutus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭


    These three guys die in a car wreck, and they all go to Hell.
    When they arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was.

    The first guy says "It's gotta be the booze. I'm always drunk."
    The Devil decides to lock him in this room for 1 year with nothing
    but shelves of every kind of alcohol you could dream of.
    The guy's thinking, "Shít yeah! Look at all this alcohol!" and runs into the room.

    The second guy says, "It's the women. I could never stay faithful to my wife."
    The devil opens the second door and nothing but the finest-looking
    naked women that you have ever seen. And he would be the only guy in
    there for 1 year. He couldn't believe it. His was instantly erect
    and he went hauling áss into the room and the Devil shut the door.

    The third man said "It's gotta be the weed. I'm always smokin' up."
    The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of
    12-foot high chronic, green, death bud.
    The stoner can't believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian
    style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts the door behind
    him and says see you in a year.

    One year goes by and the Devil comes back to check on the three men.

    He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out.
    He's got an empty bottle in one hand, he's completely naked, hasn't
    shaved or showered in a year, and is covered in his own puke.
    "I'll never drink again!" he says.

    The devil tells him that at least he learned something and
    decides to give him a second shot at life.

    The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out
    even faster than when he went in. "I'm fúckíng gáy!" he screams.

    The devil decides that at least he learned not to cheat on his wife
    and gives him another chance as well.

    The devil then comes to the third door. He opens it and nothing has
    changed. The stoner is still sitting in the same position that he was 1 year ago.

    The devil asks him if he learned anything.
    The stoner turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek.

    "You gotta light man?"


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    #2
    nesf
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    ROFL biggrin.gif



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    #3
    Q_Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭Q_Ball


    Thats a pretty decent devil if you ask me
    It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

    HIT IT!


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    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    cool.gif


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    richindub2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,307 ✭✭✭richindub2


    Lol, a whole year just sitting there with no light, sad smile.gif
    Originally posted by Lucy_la_morte:
    J'adore richindub2 mais pas le Spam.
    0o


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    #6
    DrunkLeprachaun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭DrunkLeprachaun


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Q_Ball:
    Thats a pretty decent devil if you ask me

    </font>

    Must be Al Pachino from the devil's advocate. He almost convinced me to become a satanist.


    If there's one thing I hate, it's people.


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    #7
    sixpack's little hat
    Registered Users Posts: 819 ✭✭✭sixpack's little hat


    .. but ..but the monkeys have no bananas frown.gif


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