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Aww, kids

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  • 02-05-2001 11:45pm
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    Trojan
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    A little girl was playing in the garden when she
    spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two
    spiders doing?" she asked.

    "They're mating," her father replied.

    "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she
    asked.

    "That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered. "So,
    the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl
    asked.

    "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy
    longlegs,"

    The little girl thought for a moment, then took her
    foot and stamped them flat. "Well, we're not having
    THAT sort of **** in our garden

    🎙️ The Recognized Authority Podcast



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    #2
    Lenny
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    lol


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    #3
    smoke.me.a.kipper
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    lol tongue.gifbiggrin.gifsmile.gif


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    richindub2
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    Lol smile.gif
    Originally posted by Lucy_la_morte:
    J'adore richindub2 mais pas le Spam.
    0o


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    DrunkLeprachaun
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    Good stuff.
    If there's one thing I hate, it's people.


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    Celt
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    shouldnt this be in the humanities? wink.gif


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