Things not to say to a the Gardai...

kayos

Edit by Kharn to make sense of the post that was supposed to make sense but didn't make sense...

*picture it - A well know Irish Quake player currently living in Galway racing after a Celica around north Dublin*
Garda: Do you know why we pulled you over?
Quaker: Cause you couldn't catch the Celica

BOOM BOOM!!!



[This message has been edited by Kharn (edited 02-05-2001).]

Panda

*21. Cop: Who the hell do you think you are anyway?!?
Some guy: *staggers and burps simultaniously* huhhoo better than you *falls
*22. (for female cops) "JESUS H. CHRIST ye got me a stripper!!!" or "WOW! a lady cop!"

They never appreciate humour, ever....

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Aka: Dragon,Sexual Harassment Panda, SCUMM.

SHADOW

hehe
good one, hadnt heard those before

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If the bottom falls out of your world, drink Andrews and the world will fall out of your bottom!!
games?

Gardai Hennessy

23. Im sorry for speeding Garda... why are you taking your beating stick out... i didnt mean to.... OUCH my head... no no dont wreck me car... i just bought that... OUCH my chest i cant breathe... my wife is going to kill me... (and so on)

punks

Garda Hennessy
http://gardai.stormpages.com/

Shiminay

24 (for the ladies): Are you SURE that's a breathalizer???
25: You're new to Traffic Corp, aren't you?

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All the best!
Dav
@B^)

So I turned around to Jack Charlton and said: "Well of course it's not a football Jack, it's an '86 Chardonay!!!"

[honey i] violated [the kids]
Tribes 2 Goodness

The Dawn of the Beefy King approaches...

Slosh

Lol, and that one about the Quaker and the Celica...

It's funny cos its true..

Wan Jads boy..

richindub2

LOL, best thing ive read in a while

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Originally posted by Lucy_la_morte:
J'adore richindub2 mais pas le Spam.
0o

Trojan

Because

you

couldn't

catch

the

****in

Celica...

Ohh that story just wont die

Gwan Rob!

Al.

strat

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't on.
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?
4. Hey you must have been going 125mph just to keep up with me.
5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop.
6. Bad cop! No donut!
7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you?
8. I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school.
9. I pay your salary.
10. That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also.
11. Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
12. What do you mean, have I been drinking? You're a trained specialist.
13. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
14. That gut doesn't inspire too much confidence, bet I can outrun you.
15. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
16. Is it true people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
17. I was trying to keep up with traffic.
18. Yes, I know there are no other cars around - that's how far they are ahead of me.
19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and accelerater, forcing me to speed out of control


tee heee

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"So long loosers whom I've always hated"

Mikill

HAHA.
They're fu**in' good.

Lump

Tee HEE, Nice one's.


John

Lenny

LOL
I like the one about the "I'm trying to catch up"