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Comeback Of The Year

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  • 03-05-2001 7:56pm
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    plastic membrane
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    A Irish school teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

    "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

    A smart-**** in the back of the room raises his hand and asks,

    "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

    The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,

    "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."


    Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !


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    #2
    Ralthor
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    ROFLMAO !!!

    Sounds about right :-)


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    smoke.me.a.kipper
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    lol


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    [IAR]Nevermind
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    lol , class


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    rymus
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    waahh ha, touché smile.gif


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    richindub2
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    LOL, very good smile.gif
    Originally posted by Lucy_la_morte:
    J'adore richindub2 mais pas le Spam.
    0o


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    azezil
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    LMAO HA HA HA, actually sounds like sumtin i heard in physics class one time (oh the good old days of secondary!) biggrin.gif
    "just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"


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    #8
    Lump
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    Oh, Nice one. Take it Pe0n student type..... wait a minute aren't I one of them.

    John


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