Pope joke :D

red_ice · 06-05-2001 4:46pm #1

The pope in rome is in his BIG bed room in the vatican getting p!ssed off at the way people are living now-a-days. The IRA are bombing and the rebles are freakin out everywhere around the world.
So he starts to prey to jesus for help, hes all like "ohh lord jesus please help me and me people out we need to stop all the fighting".
THEN OUTTA NOWHERE BOOOOOOM!!!!! a puff of smoke and when it clears, there stood our lord jesus christ infront of the popes bed.
The pope fell to his knees and asked for the help in solving the world problems, and they startes to talk
Jesus :Well what do you want me to do huh?.
Pope

o a miricle or something cmon that worked a treat 2000 years ago,y not give it a shot
Jesus:so ehh, what type of miricle you want me to do?
Pope:I dunno ehh, ohh ohh i got it!! walk on water, AYE that worked a treat!!
Jesus

k ill do it. Tommorow i will walk on the water outside the vatican
so the pope gets on the phone and calls up RTE, ESPN, Sky, you name it, to tell em that Jesus is gonna do a miricle.
So the next day outside the vatican there is 2 millon people crouded around the fountains waiting on Jesus to arive. Then BOOOOM Jesus arives in a puff of smoke, and he walks to the fountain, steps on the water and walks 10 Ft out into the water... and starts to sink! The crouds start to laugh and Jesus crawls outa the fountains and walks over to the pope.
Pope:WTF happened there ay???
Jesus:AY cmon last time i did this i didnt have freakin holes in my feet!