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Dubya goes to Hell

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  • 05-05-2001 6:29pm
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    One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and
    dies.
    He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for
    > him.
    > > "I
    don't know what to do here," says the devil.
    You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You
    definitely
    have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to
    do.
    > I've
    got
    a
    couple folks here
    who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go,
    but
    > you
    have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who
    leaves."
    Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened
    the
    First room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of
    water.
    > He
    kept
    diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and
    over.
    > Such
    was his
    fate in hell.
    No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good
    swimmer
    > and
    > I
    don't think I could do that all day long."
    The devil led him to the next room. In it was Newt Gingrich
    > with
    > a
    Sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was
    swing
    > that
    hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this
    problem
    > > with
    my shoulder.
    I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break
    rocks
    > all
    day," commented George.
    The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill
    Clinton, lying
    on the floor with his arms tied over his head, and his
    legs
    restrained
    in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,
    > doing
    > > > what
    She does best.
    Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can
    > handle
    this."
    The devil smiled and said .
    > > > > > > >
    "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

    Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !


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