If men ruled the world

Spunog UIE

If Men Ruled the World

1- Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.
2- Birth control would come in ale or lager.

3- Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in every leap year.

4- On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day too.

5- St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

6- Garbage would take itself out.

7- Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.

8- The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".

9- Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".

10- Tanks would be far easier to rent.

Hunter-FLUID

hehe

[NON]mojo

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gideon2000:

If Men Ruled the World

10- Tanks would be far easier to rent.

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Taht sounds very interesting

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Austin 3:16 "You stole my mojo!!"

Kolodny

Cool
How about if women ruled the world....?

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Panda

What do you mean "if" mean ruled the world?

Or have i been sucked into mirrorland?

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Aka: Dragon,Sexual Harassment Panda, SCUMM.