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  • 05-05-2001 10:40pm
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    Lenny
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    pritty bad joke, but I'll just post it up anyway's to see what you's think

    A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.

    "Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."



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    Dont be at yourself
    Registered Users Posts: 10,579 ✭✭✭✭Dont be at yourself


    what did we do to deserve that? wink.gif
    Eye ham zee Walroos.
    You ham zee Flyhead.


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    richindub2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,307 ✭✭✭richindub2


    Plonk indeed, not exactly hugely funny like smile.gif
    Originally posted by Lucy_la_morte:
    J'adore richindub2 mais pas le Spam.
    0o


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    Lenny
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    then why did you reply rich tongue.gif


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    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    for the same reason i am.


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    azezil
    Registered Users Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    oh i'm just waiting for the tumble weed to roll by! tongue.gif
    "just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"


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    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    DA DUM, PLONK.


    John


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    Stephen
    Registered Users Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    He/They replied just to increment their post count, due to being a pair of pathological spammers smile.gif


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    DeadBankClerk
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    eek.gif


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    Kraken
    Registered Users Posts: 1,684 ✭✭✭Kraken


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Stephen:
    He/They replied just to increment their post count, due to being a pair of pathological spammers smile.gif</font>


    this could be true if it were not for the fact that smoke was tied down by a 600 pound woman all day she ravaged his fragile little body.


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