Politically Correct

azezil

v. good

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"just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"

Lucy_la_morte

Quite funny.

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Non.

Lucy la morte.

D-Generate

Moderatly Funny
But how can Ralthor be on the boards since Sep 99 and still only have 19 posts r so.
I thought X_OR had the lowest post to time on the boards ratio

Dont be at yourself

I got these in an email (hence the horrible formatting) a while back, the woman version:

>POLITICALLY CORRECT "SHE" TERMS
>
>She does not:
> GET PMS
>She becomes:
> HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL
>
>She does not have:
> A KILLER BODY
>She is:
> TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE
>
>She is not:
> A BAD COOK
>She is:
> MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
>
>She is not:
> A BAD DRIVER
>She is:
> AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED
>
>She is not a:
> PERFECT 10
>She is:
> NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR
>
>She is not:
> EASY
>She is:
> HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
>
>She does not:

> HATE SPORTS ON TV
>She is:
> ATHLETICALLY BIASED

>She does not get:
> DRUNK
>She is:
> ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED
>
>You do not ask her:
> TO DANCE
>You request a:
> PRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE
>
>She is not:
> A GOSSIP
>She is a:
> VERBAL TERMINATOR
>
>She does not:
> WORK OUT TOO MUCH
>She is an:
> ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER
>
>She does not have:
> A GREAT BUTT
>She is:
> GLUTEUS TO THE MAXIMUS (???)
>
>She is not:
> HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS

>She is:
> MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED
>
>She is not:
> COLD OR FRIGID
>She is:
> THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE
>
>She does not:
> WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP
>She is:
> COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED
>
>She will never:
> GAIN WEIGHT
>She will become:
> A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER
>
>She is not:
> A SCREAMER OR MOANER
>She is:
> VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
>
>She does not:
> SHAVE HER LEGS
>She experiences:
> TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION
>
>She does not have:

> A HARD BODY
>She is:
> ANATOMICALLY INFLEXIBLE
>
>She does not:
> SUN BATHE
>She experiences:
> SOLAR ENHANCEMENT
>
>Her breast will never:
> SAG
>They will:
> LOSE THEIR VERTICAL HOLD
>
>She does not:
> SHOP TOO MUCH
>She is:
> OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS
>
>She does not:
> SNORE
>She is:
> NASALLY REPETITIVE
>
>She does not:
> GET DRUNK
>She becomes:
> VERBALLY DYSLEXIC
>
>She is not:
> TOO SKINNY
>She is:

> SKELETALLY PROMINENT

>She does not have:
> BIG HOOTERS
>Her:
> CUPS RUNNETH OVER

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Eye ham zee Walroos.
You ham zee Flyhead.

smoke.me.a.kipper

lol again!

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"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
-Nietzsche

Ralthor

The politically correct lexicon...

He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

He is not quiet; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.

He is not stupid; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.

He does not get lost; he DISCOVERS ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

He is not balding; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a cradle robber; he prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

He does not act like a total ass; he develops a case of RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.

He is not short; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.

He does not constantly talk about cars; he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION.

He is not unsophisticated; he is SOCIALLY MALFORMED.

He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA.

He does not hog the blankets; he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.

He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has SWINE EMPATHY.

He doesn't have a dirty mind; he has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS.

He is not afraid of commitment; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

strat

Roffle Mayo

pld ted

smoke.me.a.kipper

*lol.

quite funny.

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"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
-Nietzsche

[NON]mojo

LOL

i got all those in a little book called "E-Tales". it's really funny.

LOL again

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Austin 3:16 "You stole my mojo!!"

Ry

Seen them all before In my ex local barbers So i didnt laugh infact i didnt even read them

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