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The definitive guide to Dublin Scangers

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  • 12-05-2001 4:17am
    #1
    stu_69
    Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭


    > >
    > > 1.. Call your mother "aul one" and your father "aul lad".
    > > 2.. Possess bum fluff on upper lip. (also applies to "young ones").
    > > 3.. Social life revolve around "Doctor Quirkey's, de "Harp" or "De Back
    >
    > >Gahe" (The Back Gate).
    > > 4.. Always have a 10 box of "johnny blue" on you.
    > > 5.. Faded blue levi's rammed up the **** must be worn sometimes
    > >accompanied by the raggedy yellow or orange Asics tracksuit top.
    > > 6.. Enormous sovereign rings worn on every finger. For the girls large
    > >and studded hoopy earrings are your only man.
    > > 7.. Diamond jumpers and Scanda Jacket essential part of wardrobe. These
    >
    > >compliments the tracksuits down to a tee.
    > > 8.. Lots of experience in sitting down back of bus and terrorising
    > >people as well as grafitti on seats.
    > > 9.. Standing at the door of the Dart and wishing your wares upon 'every
    > >bitta skert' that comes near you has also been known to be popular.
    > > 10.. Posters of Tupac to be placed on bedroom wall. For girls David
    > >Beckham or Ronan Keating will suffice.
    > > 11.. Always carry a packet of Rizla.
    > > 12.. Portrait of **** embedded into at least one corner wall.
    > > 13.. Chain hanging out over jumper.
    > > 14.. Know the Macari's Takeaway menu off by heart.
    > > 15.. Be mates with a Doyler, Rayo, Whacker, Git or Mousey.
    > > 16.. Girls are all called Natalie, Jasinteh, Janet, Imeldeh, Maggie,
    > >Sharon or Tracey. notthat some of these aren't nice names but when said
    > >with an accent from the 'Mun you could cut bread with, then they take on
    > >another significance.
    > > 17.. Moped essential as is driving around with the helmet on top of the
    >
    > >head.
    > > 18.. Pram and small child essential for the young up and coming
    > >knackerette.
    > > 19.. Spit on pavement at least every three seconds.
    > > 20.. All your relatives live on the same street.
    > > 21.. Nearest thing to nature you have been is swimming and fishing in
    > >Canal or swearing at culchies when they come up "from the f***hin country".
    > > 22.. Copy of the Sun in back pocket at all times.
    > > 23.. Pretend to follow League of Ireland football but only go for the
    > >fights.
    > > 24.. Celtic jersey with own name on the back.Constantly have scowl on
    > >your face.
    > > 25.. "Buuurdd" must be at least "preggers" or have a "little f**ker".
    > > 26.. Rotweiller essential to keep up the hardman image and tell people
    > >who even look crossways at it that you'll "bate de f**hkin bollix off them,
    >
    > >you English pox" even if they're from Cabinteely.
    > > 27.. City center consists of Henry and O Connell streets - the odd
    > >venture to Donnybrook kiddies disco for the "oul soft roide" is necessary
    > >at least once a month.
    > > 28.. Get extra points for shagging your mates motts and your cousins at
    > >these events.
    > > 29.. Left school before 16.
    > > 30.. Time spent from June to October is collecting for bon-fire.
    > > 31.. House called something imaginative like "Celticsville".
    > > 32.. Name written on at least ten lamposts around your house. i.e.
    > >Anto=a queer or Natalie=is a man.
    > > 33.. Shrill whistle at everyone and walk with arms swinging and
    > >exaggerated limp.
    > > 34.. Common greetings called out to friends include "Stary?" or "Ahh
    > >rihe Shaymo?"
    > > 35.. Name must end with an o at the end.(Example Anto, Rayo,Pado, Micko
    > >and with and ie sound for the girls Nahalie, Tracey.
    > > 36.. Summer holidays are always in Courtown and you think its the best
    > >thing since sliced bread.
    > > >


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