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    #32
    Excelsior
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Excelsior


    Amp, that is the coolest one ever.

    And Pal, I actually didn't mention little boys at all. So it begs the question, why are you thinking about them? smile.gif

    Was I wrong, do you in fact sublimate your homosexual feelings into thinking up good insults for Neuro?
    My Adolescent website:
    http://www.iol.net/~mullent


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    #33
    Paladin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    Well yes actually, on both counts, but that all ended just now when I realised Neuro wasnt a little boy frown.gif

    Are YOU a little boy then Excel? smile.gif


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    #34
    Paladin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    And thats not "do you have a little boy"(because I dont mind honestly, unless I make you feel inadequate for which I am truly sorry).

    Hmm. Im not getting out enough. smile.gif
    hehe

    Actually its funny, Last time I was at [insert local nightclub name] I had these girls from [insert nearby town name] asking me to give them some good chat up lines.

    Women are so demanding of me.
    And only yesterday one made me drive her home after watching a video.

    Tssk.


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    #35
    Paladin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    Oh and thanks for calling it a "good insult" btw excel smile.gif

    It was only a smart ass remark really tbh, but Im glad u think so much of it smile.gifhehe.
    (In fairness tho, the questioned begged that reply, no matter WHO asked the question smile.gif)


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    #36
    DeadBankClerk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭DeadBankClerk


    "come with me to the forrest, i will impregnate you with my seed."

    after delivering this one, every girl at the party started looking at me very cautiously. :P it was worth it to see the girl run. RUN RUN AWAY!! IM GONNA GET YA! IM GONNA GET YA!!

    (she told me she was 16)

    bye.


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    #37
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,423 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    DBC go collect a Darwin award.
    Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.


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    #38
    Littletinyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,196 ✭✭✭Littletinyman


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeadBankClerk:
    "come with me to the forrest, i will impregnate you with my seed."
    </font>

    He tried to use this on me last night frown.gif



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    #39
    LegacyUser
    Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    LMAO dbc thats funny but some how i dont see that workin on neuro


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    #40
    gimp, apparently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    "my nob is almost as thick as a paper towel rod"


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    #41
    po0k
    Registered Users Posts: 15,815 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    Just...<Nnrggghh!> going to wedge...<Gggrrhgh!>.....in here....<Ahhh>

    'So do you want to fúck now or should I appologise?'
    Classic. To the point. Very male.
    One would be surprised how many drunk women use it........ wink.gif


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    #42
    Paladin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    LOL @ DBC

    OMG thats funny smile.gif
    Sometimes you grab the tail by the tiger,
    Sometimes you grab the horns by the bull.


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    #43
    DeadBankClerk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭DeadBankClerk


    "hello claire. i'm marc. your mommy is sick today, but she told me i was to collect you from school. would u like a sweetie? you are very pretty. my car is parked over here, come on now and i'll drive you home. would u like to sit on my knee when i drive? you have very pretty hair. do u mind if i stroke it?"

    (claire came with me to the forrest, but her screams attracted attention, so i had to let her go, and take off the blindfold :/)


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    #44
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,423 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Victor:
    Fancy another shower tomorrow?</font>

    Was this unnecessary as I had seen the fraulein naked at this stage?

    Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.


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    #45
    Excelsior
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Excelsior


    I am not very good with words, so I am sure you can empathise with the delicate connundrum I find myself in, but, would you like to go out with me?


    Phil (Gerry) thinks its brilliant.

    And Pal, I mean, you are the one who is constantly trying to flirt and engage Neuro, and failing to impress her. So who shuld be feeling "inadequate"? smile.gif
    My Adolescent website:
    http://www.iol.net/~mullent


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    #46
    Paladin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    Flirt? Oh dear god. And I thought I needed to get out more.

    Besides, its you I really want Excelsior. Your typing is just so sensual, the way you gently stroke the keys into submission, voluptiously enticing every mouse into your intricate web of nubility, OOOOOH suits you sir!


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    #47
    JustHalf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,525 ✭✭✭JustHalf


    I don't get this chat up line thing... but if you want something funny...

    Write on a card "Smile if you'd like to dance" and hand it to her. Replace dance with your action of choice.

    And God said to Adam: 'I am root, FOO.'

    It rained in San Francisco Wednesday evening, but the penguins were
    still there Thursday morning, smiling broadly.


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    #48
    neuro-praxis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭neuro-praxis


    Nice work Marc, you're in there. biggrin.gif


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    #49
    Megatron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    i used this one on friday night .. and it worked a treat ....

    i walked upto the girl and then i pointed at her chest ( no here t!ts just above them) and when she looked down i brought mmy finger up and flicked her nose.
    auldest trick inthe book ... and u know what .. it worked !!!! biggrin.gif

    No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands


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    #50
    Lord Khan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Lord Khan


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Littletinyman:
    He tried to use this on me last night frown.gif

    </font>

    did it work?



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    #51
    black_wizardd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 221 ✭✭black_wizardd


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kharn:
    HAAHAA!!!!

    Tis the floppiest Sligo man in the world - Jimmy - exams over and placement begun?

    </font>

    yes indeedy exams over, placement has begun and it fuppin rocks, shall have to meet up for a few drinky poos at some stage over the summer



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    #52
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by black_wizardd:
    yes indeedy exams over, placement has begun and it fuppin rocks, shall have to meet up for a few drinky poos at some stage over the summer</font>

    Definitly - guess who's birfday it is today? Hint, he's big, fat, long dark hair, wears glasses and is typing this message smile.gif

    Email me your address (cause this isn't the place to have conversations).


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

    [url="http://http:clanhitk.warfactory.com"][honey i] violated [the kids][/url]


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    #53
    neuro-praxis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭neuro-praxis


    Does this look like a social meeting ground?

    This is a serious thread and all this chit-chat is wrecking it. You aren't aiding my psychological study of the Irish male at all.


    tongue.gif
    Give me back my towel. I'll sue.


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    #54
    DeadBankClerk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭DeadBankClerk


    you can give my irish male-hood a psycological study if u want eek.gif


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    #55
    Frodo@work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭Frodo@work


    One of my mates used this without success one night
    'i dont care what my mates say,i would still fYck ya'
    it goes down as one of the funnier moments of my my life.

    nod nod to [HIV]JM

    [This message has been edited by Frodo@work (edited 24-04-2001).]

    [This message has been edited by Frodo@work (edited 24-04-2001).]


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    #56
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeadBankClerk:
    you can give my irish male-hood a psycological study if u want eek.gif</font>

    Does that constitute a chat-up line?

    Anyway, it's my board and I'll do what I want and it was my birthday yesterday so nyah!


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

    [url="http://http:clanhitk.warfactory.com"][honey i] violated [the kids][/url]


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    #57
    Megatron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    ok how about ...

    Fancy a pizza and a F-uck ?

    she slaps you in the face ( lets fac it u ask a guy this and he'd say yeah !!)

    and you reply back and say " what u don't like pizza ?
    No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands


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    #58
    red_ice
    Registered Users Posts: 4,946 ✭✭✭red_ice


    i got 1 or 2 lines smile.gif
    1./me: Do ya have any irish in ya
    /Burd:Yea
    /me: Do ya want some more?
    dated i know, but its one of many smile.gif
    2. Nice dress, it would look better on the floor
    3. Your ass is as firm as a basketball, mind if i dribble on it for a while?

    AND NOW THE MA$TOR LINE !!!
    I used this on my GF and it worked a treat.
    4. Hey there sexy, wanna do some maths, add me and you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and lets multiply tongue.gif
    Now the key thing to these "Chat up lines" is not to be 1. Sober and 2.Not to put on a serious face smile.gif other wise you are in slapsville.
    =Reddy=


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    #59
    Hunter-FLUID
    Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭Hunter-FLUID


    IF I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

    biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif
    Classic.
    tongue.gif

    [This message has been edited by Hunter-FLUID (edited 26-04-2001).]


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    #60
    black_wizardd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 221 ✭✭black_wizardd


    dav - i have ne got your email address laddy, drop me a line at my yahoo account and i'll give ya me work address.

    P.S: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATE (late i know but i had no idea t'was the curly ones b-day)

    P.S: "hows yer la-la" i still cant get over that, those rednecks are genious's at heart *cough*.

    [This message has been edited by black_wizardd (edited 27-04-2001).]


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    #61
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Jim - you see the thing beside someone's name that says Email - that'll help you tongue.gif

    And where is says "Moderated by Kharn" on the listing of posts - that's also an email link tongue.gif

    Anyway, send to me at this address dwaldron@dmtintl.com

    Be cool!


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

    [url="http://http:clanhitk.warfactory.com"][honey i] violated [the kids][/url]


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